Butt-fucking

[Purple Haze]

Buttfucking

Discuss.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I enjoy the front lawn as a locale for stated activity.

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

There's a funny Mr. Show sketch where Bob & Dave run into a store and run out wearing leather pants with the butt cut out...and as the camera pans back, you see the sign on the store reads "Futtbucker's".

Or something like that. It's funny on the show. Really!

 

[KillerMuffin]

*whispers in lavy's ear* I can't see my own avatar, but isn't it appropriate for the thread? Wanna lick my .45?

 

[lavender]

 

[Never]

Is that your .45?

 

[Purple Haze]

Is that your hand?

 

[morninggirl5]

Is the .45 loaded?

 

[Purple Haze]

Wanna butt-fuck?

 

[Never]

That's a beautiful .45

 

[KillerMuffin]

Nah. I don't own a S&W. Sorry sugar.

 

[Never]

What about anal orgasms?

 

[Never]

Um, that last post wasn't a response to KM - just incase someone thought it was.

Um, I still like your av KM.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I enjoy the front lawn as a locale for anal orgasms.

 

[Siren]

What about them Neverkins?

 

[Purple Haze]

LOL! How about some front lawn butt sex? LOL!

By the way, that story is way hot.

 

[Siren]

What story?

 

[Never]

I enjoy the front lawn as a locale for anal orgasms.

The front lawn? I hope that's at midnight and not midday when children are playing on the street in front of your house. I'm not overly fond of grass stains myself.

 

[Purple Haze]

The Story: http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=19238

I gave it a five.

Yes Siren, I want to butt-fuck you, but not in the front yard.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Somehow I don't think of buttfucking and Never in the same sexual thought. No, I think of soft ivory colored sheets, lots of pillows, a breeze through billowing curtains and the soft scents and even softer, breathy moans of two women writhing together in gentle, wet passion.

 

[cymbidia]

The front lawn? I hope that's at midnight and not midday when children are playing on the street in front of your house. I'm not overly fond of grass stains myself.

If you're naked, you won't get grass stains on anyplace that stains.

Somehow I don't think of buttfucking and Never in the same sexual thought. No, I think of soft ivory colored sheets, lots of pillows, a breeze through billowing curtains and the soft scents and even softer, breathy moans of two women writhing together in gentle, wet passion.

For thoughts of butt fucking or Never?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Never of course! Buttfucking usually comes with a guy somewhere and some rope and the bed of my truck and I'd better stop now...

 

[Never]

KillerMuffin:
"Somehow I don't think of buttfucking and Never in the same sexual thought. No, I think of soft ivory colored sheets, lots of pillows, a breeze through billowing curtains and the soft scents and even softer, breathy moans of two women writhing together in gentle, wet passion."

Yes, I'd love writhing in gentle, wet passion. Do you think you could decorate my fantisies in the future?

She was thinking about me cym.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

KillerMuffin:
"Somehow I don't think of buttfucking and Never in the same sexual thought. No, I think of soft ivory colored sheets, lots of pillows, a breeze through billowing curtains and the soft scents and even softer, breathy moans of two women writhing together in gentle, wet passion."

Yes, I'd love writhing in gentle, wet passion. Do you think you could decorate my fantisies in the future?

She was thinking about me

You already both decorate my fanttasies at times... though I think the Muff should put the gun away