But....... What if - what? If what?

Sparky Kronkite

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What if, “what?”

What if the word, “what,” was not a one-word question?

What if, “what(?),” weren’t a question at all?

What if, “what(?),” was a statement?

- “Listen up people! I have WHAT to say to you.”

- “Hey buddy can you hand me a little of that WHAT over there?”

What if, “if,” wasn’t a question either?

Hey? Is, “if,” a question?

What the hell is, “if?” A quasi question?

What if the question, “what if(?)” were reversed to, “if what?”

- “Hey? If what? Dude?”

- “I don’t know, if what?”

- “You know, if what?”

If what??????

Isn’t, “if what(?),” the antithisis of, “what if?”

What if people asked, “if what(?),” just as often as they asked, “what if?”

Would there then be, “a new balance,” to our Universe.

But, but, but........

But?

But!?!?!?

But what?

But if?

What if, but?

Oh no! I'm in "what if but" hell!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey - they don't have a "crazy" smilie face!!
 
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