But I'm NOT a virgin! Sob...

[themonkeyfarmer]

I'm sorry, but I can't help but feel insulted by the flagrant lie stating that I am yet to be fucked!

 

[appleapps]

I'm sorry, but I can't help but feel insulted by the flagrant lie stating that I am yet to be fucked!

it doesnt mean you have yet to be fucked, it means you are a virgin at posting on here, once you post 30 times you will lose the virgin title

 

[themonkeyfarmer]

I know, but surely they could be a bit more... i don't know... subtle?

 

[appleapps]

I know, but surely they could be a bit more... i don't know... subtle?

got any suggestions?

 

[themonkeyfarmer]

Now that you mention it... No. I shud just shut up really, shudn't I?

 

[Jinxx]

~sighs~

I'm also a virgin..~boohoo~

 

[Joey3308]

Re: ~sighs~

I'm also a virgin..~boohoo~

I just happen to know your not..really...nanner, nanner

 

[themonkeyfarmer]

Not long now... Soon I will have officially had sex... Go me!

 

[Jinxx]

Re: Re: ~sighs~

I just happen to know your not..really...nanner, nanner

Joeyyyyyyyyyy..shhhhhh..

 

[Jinxx]

Not long now... Soon I will have officially had sex... Go me!

Now I'll be all alone..Is there anything worse than a lonely virgin?

 

[themonkeyfarmer]

Re: Re: Re: ~sighs~

Joeyyyyyyyyyy..shhhhhh..

Dont think I want to know...

 

[themonkeyfarmer]

Woo!

I might be wrong, but I think this post makes me a non-virgin! YES!!

 

[Jinxx]

Re: Woo!

I might be wrong, but I think this post makes me a non-virgin! YES!!

Congrats Monkey.

~Sitting on the virgin couch alone~

 

[themonkeyfarmer]

Mmm... Bananas!
Cheers dude! Don't worry, your time will come...

 

[Joey3308]

Re: Re: Re: ~sighs~

Joeyyyyyyyyyy..shhhhhh..

Okay, I'll keep quiet but, there is a price

 

[appleapps]

Mmm... Bananas!
Cheers dude! Don't worry, your time will come...

congrats on becoming a non-virgin

 

[Jinxx]

Re: Re: Re: Re: ~sighs~

Okay, I'll keep quiet but, there is a price

Okay..let me get this right...Monkey called me a dude and now I have to pay Joey...

 

[Joey3308]

If I don't get hooked up soon I'm gonna get that title back

 

[themonkeyfarmer]

Generic term, sorry. Babe suit u better?

 

[Jinxx]

If I don't get hooked up soon I'm gonna get that title back

Aww..Joey

 

[themonkeyfarmer]

I know the feeling...

 

[Joey3308]

Aww..Joey

A "pity" fuck would be nice too

 

[Jinxx]

Generic term, sorry. Babe suit u better?

~Smiles~

Either term is cool.

 

[themonkeyfarmer]

Can I get some of that too?

Gotta go. Big yourselves up me homies!

 

[Jinxx]

A "pity" fuck would be nice too

Ummm..I don't fuck out of "pity" because then I would end up doing all the work.