But, Butt What about twist-offs?

[JackLuis]

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All of which makes smartass liberal socialist far-left Muslim-appeasing commie journalist Steve Cavendish of the Nashville Scene wonder whether Ms. Jackson would agree that the “heart and soul of Williamson County” also embraces (perhaps literally) the brilliant invention for which Mr. Gregory is somewhat notorious: The “ButtleOpener,” pictured above, and demurely described by a Knoxville paper as “a life-size replica of a woman’s buttocks clothed in a pair of panties. It is used to open beer bottles.” Poor Mr. Gregory was unable to convince NASCAR to allow the logo on its cars; they deemed it a tad too risqué because it featured, as Gregory put it, “two little swoops that look like butt cheeks.”

 

[Handley_Page]

Sensitive souls, ain't they ?

 

[Hypoxia]

>>But, Butt What about twist-offs?

This is the ballad of Joe McGlock
The man who was born with a corkscrew cock
He spent his life in the fatal hunt
For a lovely girl with a corkscrew cunt
He found the girl and then fell dead
For her corkscrew cunt had a left hand thread