zipman
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Gather round matey's and I'll tell you the tale of BusyBeard the Pirate.
Twas many a year ago when a rather pathetic and hatefilled scallywag named Busybody allowed his hatred of others to poison his mind. Thinkin that he was a special man with a purpose others couldn't fathom he turned to piracy and called himself BusyBeard.
Now I know what you be thinkin now, "how could anyone imagine themselves a fearsome pirate in this day and age" so I'll tell you the tale. Like many a misguided seadog he fancied himself a warrior, but was too afraid o'the water to actually get a ship. So instead, he bought himeself a computer and created an avatar of a skull and crossbones on top o'the american flag. As disrespectful an act as that was, pervertin the very thing he thought so highly of he went on to try and terrorize the internet by spewing his madness on seadogs and landlubberrs alike.
He had a heart of blackness just like those he hated, but couldn't see it for himself. The hatred just kept growing inside of him and he fancied himsellf the voice of reason although twas madness that guided his posts.
After a while, he began to think of himself more and more as the fearsome pirate waging war against the enemies of his country. He changed his appearance to make himself even more fearsome so that he could strike the fear of God into those that disagreed. One day he even cut of one of his legs to beat the owner of a 7-11 who he thought was a terrorist threatening his country by serving slurpies which would rot the very teeth of his countrymen.
The very sight of him soon became enough to convince others to follow him, rather than stand face to face with his accursed soul.
So to all who travel the waters of Literotica I say to you "Beware." Beware of BusyBeard the Pirate. For if you should see how scary he truly is you may well lose your mind as well.
For those of you who are faint of heart stop now, and click not upon this picture, for it could be your doom!
Twas many a year ago when a rather pathetic and hatefilled scallywag named Busybody allowed his hatred of others to poison his mind. Thinkin that he was a special man with a purpose others couldn't fathom he turned to piracy and called himself BusyBeard.
Now I know what you be thinkin now, "how could anyone imagine themselves a fearsome pirate in this day and age" so I'll tell you the tale. Like many a misguided seadog he fancied himself a warrior, but was too afraid o'the water to actually get a ship. So instead, he bought himeself a computer and created an avatar of a skull and crossbones on top o'the american flag. As disrespectful an act as that was, pervertin the very thing he thought so highly of he went on to try and terrorize the internet by spewing his madness on seadogs and landlubberrs alike.
He had a heart of blackness just like those he hated, but couldn't see it for himself. The hatred just kept growing inside of him and he fancied himsellf the voice of reason although twas madness that guided his posts.
After a while, he began to think of himself more and more as the fearsome pirate waging war against the enemies of his country. He changed his appearance to make himself even more fearsome so that he could strike the fear of God into those that disagreed. One day he even cut of one of his legs to beat the owner of a 7-11 who he thought was a terrorist threatening his country by serving slurpies which would rot the very teeth of his countrymen.
The very sight of him soon became enough to convince others to follow him, rather than stand face to face with his accursed soul.
So to all who travel the waters of Literotica I say to you "Beware." Beware of BusyBeard the Pirate. For if you should see how scary he truly is you may well lose your mind as well.
For those of you who are faint of heart stop now, and click not upon this picture, for it could be your doom!
