Busted

[Quoll]

Was eating the wife on the dining room table one afternoon, looked up and there was my wife`s sister and hubby looking in through the window, (about 2 feet away) apparently we didn`t hear the doorbell so they came around the back.
For some reason they didn`t stay for something to eat.

 

[done_got_old]

Was eating the wife on the dining room table one afternoon, looked up and there was my wife`s sister and hubby looking in through the window, (about 2 feet away) apparently we didn`t hear the doorbell so they came around the back.
For some reason they didn`t stay for something to eat.

LOL That's one way to get rid of unwanted guests.

 

[Quoll]

We live in the middle of a 25 acre paddock, nearest neighbour is over a kilometre away, nice and secluded huh!
On one occasion we were in the middle of watching an extremely educational video in a state of semi undress when the local neighbourhood watch representative appeared in front of the large glass doors. (really should learn to close curtains) It`s quite difficult to look like you are not doing anything when bits and pieces are hanging out.
I guess he took his job pretty seriously, he certainly got to watch.

 

[done_got_old]

We live in the middle of a 25 acre paddock, nearest neighbour is over a kilometre away, nice and secluded huh!
On one occasion we were in the middle of watching an extremely educational video in a state of semi undress when the local neighbourhood watch representative appeared in front of the large glass doors. (really should learn to close curtains) It`s quite difficult to look like you are not doing anything when bits and pieces are hanging out.
I guess he took his job pretty seriously, he certainly got to watch.

Your Christmas cards should say something to the effect, that people in glass houses invite peepers!

 

[Quoll]

LOL
Your Christmas cards should say something to the effect, that people in glass houses invite peepers!



When we were a lot younger we were having a fairly heavy session at my wife`s (then girlfriend) house when we heard her parents coming home, mad dash to get dressed, run to sit on couch and watch telly, got away with it.
Having a nice chat with parents, look across at girlfriend,
she has her top on backwards, look down at my shirt, totally screwd up the buttons. Time to leave I think.

Gotta go to bed and jump the wife before the kids catch us.
Have a good day.

 

[done_got_old]

LOL
Your Christmas cards should say something to the effect, that people in glass houses invite peepers!



When we were a lot younger we were having a fairly heavy session at my wife`s (then girlfriend) house when we heard her parents coming home, mad dash to get dressed, run to sit on couch and watch telly, got away with it.
Having a nice chat with parents, look across at girlfriend,
she has her top on backwards, look down at my shirt, totally screwd up the buttons. Time to leave I think.

Gotta go to bed and jump the wife before the kids catch us.
Have a good day.

You are indeed bad. I love it! Enjoy!

 

[Gil_T2]

LOL
Your Christmas cards should say something to the effect, that people in glass houses invite peepers!



When we were a lot younger we were having a fairly heavy session at my wife`s (then girlfriend) house when we heard her parents coming home, mad dash to get dressed, run to sit on couch and watch telly, got away with it.
Having a nice chat with parents, look across at girlfriend,
she has her top on backwards, look down at my shirt, totally screwd up the buttons. Time to leave I think.

Gotta go to bed and jump the wife before the kids catch us.
Have a good day.

One I got away with many years ago I was seeing the daughter of a doctor & while mum & dad were out we got a little into it & was sitting in his favorite chair in there lounge room when we herad the door open so I made her finish the BJ first.... just gut my zip up as they walked up the stairs, they walked in me puffing & her red faced but we did get caught when they were supposed to be away for the weekend & came back a day early & caught not only us but another couple as well all in there king size bed going at it & we never heard a thing of them entering the home don't know why her mum never linked me.

these are just some of many near caught or caughts in my life, hope there are more.

 

[69forever]

My ex-wife and I had gone out on a fall afternoon to a large park.
We were pretty much alone among the ravines that led down to Lake Michigan. I spread out the sleeping bag and we were soon making out like a couple kids. The bulge in my jeans needed taking care of, but she was hesitant. I zipped up the bag halfways around us and had her hot enough to agree to screw.
Both us us had our jeans down around our knees, spooning, with me going like a jackrabbit.

Out of the corner of my eye I see of all people, our neighbors and their kids. They walked right over and stood there until they realized what was going on (Duh...) and quickly left. We finished fucking and laughed our asses off!!! It was the start of exhibitionism for us.......

 

[smoothdevil]

Many moons ago ... lol ... a gf and I were having a hot and heavy session on her parent's living room couch. The parents were gone for the eve and the living room was place in such a way that even with the curtains closed one could see the headlights of a car turn into the long driveway ... scenario in place...

Besides this couch was a huge potted plant ... the sucker touched the LR ceiling ....

At about midnight, alas, moi and the young lady were naked, enjoying the fruits of our labour, when we saw car headlights hit the LR curtains. We both dressed in record time. Thank god it was summer and the clothes were minimal.

But in the process, I knocked this f... plant over, breaking a few branches and spilling the dry earth all over the carpet. The plant was repotted in 30 seconds flat with the broken branches quickly sunk in the now 1/2 missing soil. The rest I just pushed under the sofa.... lol

Fortunately the father was a real fun guy and I assume he knew exactly what was going on when he came into the house, but never said a word. The mother was brain dead. So we both breathed a sigh of relief and I went home that night with my skin intact...lol

The next day, the g/f calls and gigling tells, me that when she got up at noon that day, her dad quietly came into her room and handed her her bra, saying that it must have dropped out when she was doing the laundry and when she had a chance maybe she could put back all the earth from under the couch into the plant pot ...

I must admit I was a tad embarrased the next few times her dad saw me.

 

[Quoll]

Not really a busted, more handed to me on a plate.

My GF`s parents owned a milk bar and when it was hot we used to sleep on the floor of the shop as it had air conditioning, on this particular night myself, my GF and her little brother were getting to sleep on the floor when her mother came through and said "You can sleep together but you have to sleep head to toe so nothing goes on.
We stuck her little brother up near the lolly (sweets) cabinet and did as we were told.
Yes she really was that naive, had to tell her what dildo meant one day

 

[Quoll]

Many moons ago ... lol ... a gf and I were having a hot and heavy session on her parent's living room couch. The parents were gone for the eve and the living room was place in such a way that even with the curtains closed one could see the headlights of a car turn into the long driveway ... scenario in place...

Besides this couch was a huge potted plant ... the sucker touched the LR ceiling ....

At about midnight, alas, moi and the young lady were naked, enjoying the fruits of our labour, when we saw car headlights hit the LR curtains. We both dressed in record time. Thank god it was summer and the clothes were minimal.

But in the process, I knocked this f... plant over, breaking a few branches and spilling the dry earth all over the carpet. The plant was repotted in 30 seconds flat with the broken branches quickly sunk in the now 1/2 missing soil. The rest I just pushed under the sofa.... lol

Fortunately the father was a real fun guy and I assume he knew exactly what was going on when he came into the house, but never said a word. The mother was brain dead. So we both breathed a sigh of relief and I went home that night with my skin intact...lol

The next day, the g/f calls and gigling tells, me that when she got up at noon that day, her dad quietly came into her room and handed her her bra, saying that it must have dropped out when she was doing the laundry and when she had a chance maybe she could put back all the earth from under the couch into the plant pot ...

I must admit I was a tad embarrased the next few times her dad saw me.

PML
Brings back a lot of good memories about the stupid things we used to do.

 

[smoothdevil]

PML
Brings back a lot of good memories about the stupid things we used to do.

lol ... ... ahhh, but the horniness of youth is what makes those wonderful memories ... as an afterthough now they may seem stupid ... and they probably were, but over the years as I supposedly matured ... lol ... other incidents added to the memories ... and hopefully more will happen

 

[Quoll]

lol ... ... ahhh, but the horniness of youth is what makes those wonderful memories ... as an afterthough now they may seem stupid ... and they probably were, but over the years as I supposedly matured ... lol ... other incidents added to the memories ... and hopefully more will happen

You are so right, just can`t believe the stuff we got away with (or didn`t) sometimes, and yes even today a little bit of stupid can go a long way.

Gotta go to work c ya

 

[Quoll]

Just for the hell of it.

Bump bump.

 

[Little Bird]

Bump bump.

Very good idea...