BUSTED: Who Would You Least Like to Run Into?

[JMaxwell69]

Who would you least like to run into on the street while you are exiting a sexually-oriented business (sex toy store, porn store, happy ending massage parlor, brothel, strip club, swingers club, etc.)?

(mother?, boss?, teacher?, student?, clergyman?, the office gossip?, spouse?, other?)


Has anyone out there had such an awkward chance encounter or a close call?

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Who would you least like to run into on the street while you are exiting a sexually-oriented business (sex toy store, porn store, happy ending massage parlor, brothel, strip club, swingers club, etc.)?

(mother?, boss?, teacher?, student?, clergyman?, the office gossip?, spouse?, other?)


Has anyone out there had such an awkward chance encounter or a close call?

There's one particularly indiscreet woman at work. And she's so loud. It would drive me mental.

I've had some vagueish ones, where I've crossed paths with people who were once clients of my company. I didn't have anything to do with them directly, but I recognised them, and I worried that they'd recognised me.

I know some people who've had some very close calls though.

 

[JMaxwell69]

I guess if they're on the way in while you're on the way out, that changes the dynamic a bit.

 

[kittyn_]

It depends on rather I'm carrying a bag/wincing a little when walking, or having been 'just visiting.'

Obviously haven partaken in something? My mom's husband, because the guy lectures on -everything- and I'd hate to hear what he'd say on this one and he'd stop me right outside with me going "great...So, now what, we're just waiting for the rest of the known world to show up, right, while you have evidence?"

Otherwise, my brother in law. He'd love to have something to throw back at my husband and I when he's getting slammed in the family teasing.

 

[sb2009]

my therapist.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

my therapist.

Considered trying to find a kink-friendly therapist? I dunno where, but someone has posted a link to kink-friendly professionals (doctors, shrinks, lawyers, etc.) here a few times.

 

[JMaxwell69]

Considered trying to find a kink-friendly therapist? I dunno where, but someone has posted a link to kink-friendly professionals (doctors, shrinks, lawyers, etc.) here a few times.

Maybe it is a therapist knowledgeable about the kinks, but he or she is to be avoided to prevent them from knowing about an instance of backsliding (and a dressing down that might follow) rather than out of embarrassment.

I don't know, but it has occurred to me that there could be all sorts of reasons other than embarrassment to not want to run into a particular person. (e.g. a parole officer.)

 

[Soumis]

My father. Though sometimes I think it would be nice if I didn't have to hide things when family visits.

When I was in college I ran into my boss at a munch. It wasn't a big deal. We both kept doing our thing, both in the group, and at work. A few jokes at munches, parties, etc, but never came close to breaching the subject at work.

 

[Dearelliot]

my wife ...but to be sure, she would laugh about it.

 

[midwestyankee]

Considered trying to find a kink-friendly therapist? I dunno where, but someone has posted a link to kink-friendly professionals (doctors, shrinks, lawyers, etc.) here a few times.

Here you go: Kink-Aware Professionals.

 

[seasider]

Who would you least like to run into on the street while you are exiting a sexually-oriented business (sex toy store, porn store, happy ending massage parlor, brothel, strip club, swingers club, etc.)?

(mother?, boss?, teacher?, student?, clergyman?, the office gossip?, spouse?, other?)


Has anyone out there had such an awkward chance encounter or a close call?

Worst close call I ever had was a few years ago- on my way home from a nearby town after a crappy meeting for work, and thought I'd treat myself to some porn...

As I was about to cross the road towards the store, a car parked nearby and who should get out of it but a female work collegue- more to the point the female work colleague I really wanted to ask out.

I did the only thing I could- said 'Hi', exchanged a few words and ducked into a neighbouring music store- ended up buying a couple of CDs instead

 

[sb2009]

my therapist is great, and we've talked a bit about it. All of my issues are totally non-kink related so I don't want to go through the whole process of getting comfortable with another one. We have moved so much, I've switched p-docs and therapists so much, I would probably go into a deep downswing if I had to switch again, blech.


It would just be embarrassing...not detrimental to our patient-dr relationship or anything.

However, if we move again I will look for a kink-aware therapist, I think that would be great.

 

[JMaxwell69]

Mystery solved.

 

[FurryFury]

A client.

 

[rida]

By myself? Nobody

With Hubby? Nobody for me, and whoever would make him embarrassed

With the Sadist? School parents for me and whoever would make him embarrassed.

With another date? School parents and the Sadist ... although the latest could have entertaining consequences

 

[Etoile]

I'd be totally fine with professors or classmates seeing me there. I'm not the type to hide my proclivities; I don't advertise them, but if somebody sees me somewhere, I won't get all ate up about it.

My parents, though, that is a totally different story. I think there are some things you just don't share with your parents, and your sex life is one of them.

 

[graceanne]

I guess it depends, but honestly I can't think of anyone. Possibly the pastor of our church, but I go to a church where the word sex isn't spoken in whispers like if you say it out loud then God will know you enjoy it and smite you. Honestly, I referred my mom and sisters to the store I use, cause they're awesome. It's a store that caters to women and couples, so you aren't getting stared at by some creepy guy behind the counter, or whoever; the sales people are just average women like you'd find at your local walmart.

I probably wouldn't be thrilled if it were any of K's family, but running into them annoys me on basic principle.

 

[Soumis]

After tonight I think I'd like to change my answer to stepmother. Then my father will still end up knowing, but with the added drama.

 

[JMaxwell69]

I think now I would least like to run into any of several family members.

At a previous job, there was a girl who was congenitally incapable of keeping a secret, so then I think it would have been her.


It's interesting to see some that I would not have thought of.

 

[Xelebes]

A fellow patient doing group CBT. That would be awkward.

 

[candyapplered]

The lady at church who doesn't have a clue about anything. She would make me show and explain to her what's in thje bag! Then bring it up again on sunday!

 

[Etoile]

The lady at church who doesn't have a clue about anything. She would make me show and explain to her what's in thje bag! Then bring it up again on sunday!

This sounds more like fantasy fodder than horror fodder!

 

[00Syd]

I would most like to run into my old high school teachers. That would be fun

 

[KissKitt]

If anyone saw me coming out of some sort of store, I wouldn't stop to chat, just smile and wave and let them think whatever they want. How likely is it that s/he is going to run me down to ask about it?

 

[george51]

Work colleagues.

I did come down the stairs of an adult shop some time ago, my discreet brown paper parcel under my arm, and an old lady walking past, glanced in the door. She gave me a look of utter disgust,then kept on going. Being that I am the sort of person who doesn't mind a touch of humiliation now and then, I found this most erotic. I think I may even have smiled at her..

But I did wonder why this moralistic old lady was looking in the doorway of an adult shop, and what she was hoping or expecting to see..