BUSTED II: Whose Nude Photos Would You Most Want to Stumble Onto?

[JMaxwell69]

In a previous thread, I asked who people would least like to run into coming out of a sex shop?

This one turns the question on its head a bit.

You are surfing Lit's Amateur Picture Feedback site (or another amateur site or the web in general) and happen to come across sexually explicit photos of someone you know and recognize with certainty. It just so happens that this is a person who:
a.) you know
b.) you've had fantasies about seeing nude and / or in sexually explicit situations (or, at least, seeing the photos spurs fantasies)
c.) who you never thought you would see in that situation.

Who is it? (I'm not talking names here but rather a relationship to that person or how you know them or know of them.)


Bonus question: What would you do with your new found knowledge / photos? (nothing?, masturbation fodder?, use it to "break the ice"?, blackmail for sexual favors?, show them to someone?)

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

1. Jenna Jameson. Damn, I'd love to see nude photos of that woman.

2. Me. Then I'd blackmail myself for sex.

3. Dolly Madison. I just have a thing for her. If she's on Lit, I'm sending asshat PM's.

 

[sb2009]

this is killing me, there has to be someone yet I can't think of anyone! Mabye one of the bitchy-uber-godly girls from high school who are probalby total whores now. Yeah, one of them.

 

[flasubm]

My wife.

I'd love to find the dirtier side that she has never told me about. I think I know all that she has done before me but that would be naive, so I want to know and see all that she is not telling me.

 

[flasubm]

and Claire Adams, I would let that woman do anything to me and beg for more

 

[midwestyankee]

Red Skelton

 

[00Syd]

and Claire Adams, I would let that woman do anything to me and beg for more

Well, her naked photos aren't exactly hard to find on the internet.

 

[TypicalDeviant]

Some of my previous, more "prudish", girlfriends.

 

[YourCaptor]

Well, I ran into ridas, and that was pretty sweet.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Can we at least make this 'who would you want to find in bdsm porn?' so it remotely fits the board?

Or make these threads on the cafe?

Either way, I want more naked Gerard Butler, kthxbye.

 

[JMaxwell69]

My bad. I didn't explain what I meant sufficiently. I was thinking more in terms of people you know and for whom it would come as a surprise to find sexually explicit photos.

I didn't expect so many people would post celebrities that have nude photos all over the place.

I've revised the wording a bit in the initial post.

I was mostly interested in the types of people one actually knows, and whether individuals would exploit this information to their advantage or not. This power dynamic being the most salient and relevant feature.

FYI: If you can't find nude photos of Jenna Jameson, your Googling skills are seriously deficient.

 

[Dearelliot]

along these lines...yrs ago I visited a massage therapist...for sex...she would do it all abused nipples etc...and she was good...very good...I hadnt seen her for maybe 6 months when I attended a wedding at a Unitarian church and she was then a partner of sorts to the "Minister/leader" I am unsure of his title...and she was playing the piano for the ceremony..

 

[JMaxwell69]

along these lines...yrs ago I visited a massage therapist...for sex...she would do it all abused nipples etc...and she was good...very good...I hadnt seen her for maybe 6 months when I attended a wedding at a Unitarian church and she was then a partner of sorts to the "Minister/leader" I am unsure of his title...and she was playing the piano for the ceremony..

Now that's what I'm talking about.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I didn't expect so many people would post celebrities that have nude photos all over the place.

I've revised the wording a bit in the initial post.

I was mostly interested in the types of people one actually knows, and whether individuals would exploit this information to their advantage or not. This power dynamic being the most salient and relevant feature.

FYI: If you can't find nude photos of Jenna Jameson, your Googling skills are seriously deficient.

I just like looking at Gerard.

If that's your interest, you didn't make it terribly clear at all. Next time, expand on those points and worry less about giving us a list of options. You'll open up more discussion.

As for me, I have no interest or desire to see anyone I know naked on a website. If I found it accidentally, I'd pobably look for a minute out of curiosity and move on. I'm too sexually fixated on one man to really think much beyond that scope and put the pictures to any sort of use.

 

[JMaxwell69]

I just like looking at Gerard.

If that's your interest, you didn't make it terribly clear at all. Next time, expand on those points and worry less about giving us a list of options. You'll open up more discussion.

As for me, I have no interest or desire to see anyone I know naked on a website. If I found it accidentally, I'd pobably look for a minute out of curiosity and move on. I'm too sexually fixated on one man to really think much beyond that scope and put the pictures to any sort of use.

Yes. Sorry about that. Thanks for the suggestion.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

Yes, I was unclear. Sorry about that. Thanks for the suggestion.

No problemo.

New faces are always welcome round here.

What would YOU do if you found said piccies?

 

[JMaxwell69]

No problemo.

New faces are always welcome round here.

What would YOU do if you found said piccies?

So, first, the person would be a certain co-worker. She's a MILF type with a pretty face, nice hair (i.e. the kind you could really get your fingers into), and pleasant curves.

I would most certainly get myself off to them, but beyond that presumably nothing as I am, myself, a happy (but curious and perpetually horny) one woman man.

However, I have considered this both as a fantasy and a story idea. In that world, I would send an anonymous email (a non-discriptive name) stating that I had seen the photos, and letting her wonder who it is. In the first permuation of this idea, she figures out who it is and turns it against me with amorous consequences.