Bush to Impeach Votes

Has anyone heard back from the UN on our request for people to monitor the polls?
 
BlackShanglan said:
Has anyone heard back from the UN on our request for people to monitor the polls?

I'm given to understand that Shereads has been arrested and is being held in cognito or in cogito ergo (blurred fax) whilst wearing a blue vest and proclaiming her nationality as Swedish and therefor as close to Swiss as makes no never mind, are credentials enough to make her the entire monitoring task force for Lit and the whole of the World (wide web).

Fox News apparently via Rotters have released footage of her indulging in urilagnia with visiting dignitaries.
 
gauchecritic said:
Fox News apparently via Rotters have released footage of her indulging in urilagnia with visiting dignitaries.

God bless you, Gauche.
 
Lime said:
This just in…

Washington, D.C. (Hooters) - In a surprise move, today The White House announced that all results of Literotica contests, occurring since the passage of The Patriot Act would be null and void, pending review by the Department of Homeland Security. Said the president, “I am deeply troubled to learn that unregistered foreign parties have cast ballots and the legitamancy of this process has been called into doubt.”

The bastard! How convenient that Bush is suddenly "troubled" about Literotica -- only a week after the discovery of natural gas in the General Discussion Forum.
 
shereads said:
The bastard! How convenient that Bush is suddenly "troubled" about Literotica -- only a week after the discovery of natural gas in the General Discussion Forum.

There's a General Discussion Forum here? And they have gas? Wouldn't happen to be laughing gas, would it? I really need to look up from the books ever now and again.

Have I missed anything else?

~lucky
 
gauchecritic said:
I'm given to understand that Shereads has been arrested and is being held in cognito or in cogito ergo (blurred fax) whilst wearing a blue vest and proclaiming her nationality as Swedish and therefor as close to Swiss as makes no never mind, are credentials enough to make her the entire monitoring task force for Lit and the whole of the World (wide web).

Fox News apparently via Rotters have released footage of her indulging in urilagnia with visiting dignitaries.

Could you explain again in American, and slowly?
 
shereads said:
Could you explain again in American, and slowly?
some people, such as myself, can get away with the..."Could you explain again in American, and slowly?" b.s.
you, however, can not.
 
i know who it is, see...yeah yeah... but i aint squeelin, coppah.
 
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