Burping teutonic sheep help save the eco-system

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Serum developed to aid burping sheep - Reuters News Service - 6.22.2004

BERLIN - Scientists have developed a serum to reduce methane gas in burping sheep, cows and other ruminants to combat global warming, a German magazine reported on Monday.

The Hanover-based monthly Technology Review will report in its July issue that Andre-Denis Wright, a molecular biologist at Australia's CSIRO Institute, has found a vaccine that reduced the methane emissions of sheep by eight percent.

The magazine said that scientists believe the amounts can be reduced even further and more testing is planned.

Sheep produce 20 grams of methane each day, or seven kg per year, the magazine with 80,000 subscribers reported. Cows produce about 114 kg per year of methane (CH4) -- a gas 21 times more powerful as a greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide, the main gas blamed for driving up temperatures.

Much of the methane gas comes from agriculture, such as livestock emissions from cows and sheep, and waste dumps.
 
Um, their methane is produced by their "burps"?

(I had assumed it exited from a different orifice.)

My bad.

;)
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Um, their methane is produced by their "burps"?

(I had assumed it exited from a different orifice.)

My bad.

;)


I'm a lot more crude and vulgar than Sarahh. I thought it came from farting.
 
Reading the title, I envisioned Ms P, wearing shepherd’s gear, with a sheep thrown over her shoulder, patting its back, while a long green stain ran down her back where incontinent sheep had upchucked dribbles of grass drool.

I am definitely in the predominant camp.

Methane gas is emitted as farts from the posterior orifice.
 
*Parp!*

Lou - doing my bit to speed up global warming.

P.S. Hey, those cows and sheep could have some wicked "light your fart" contests. :cool:
 
Loulou, you remind me - I bet Pops has to burp Blodwyn several times a day. *Wink wink*

Perdita :p
 
perdita said:
Loulou, you remind me - I bet Pops has to burp Blodwyn several times a day. *Wink wink*

Perdita :p

:D

I just hope all that activity doesn't build up an immense amount of pressure. Imagine the kick-back on that!

No wonder his dick is so long. ;)

Lou
 
perdita said:
:eek: Weren't we supposed to keep that a secret?

Eep! Good point. If word gets out any more than it already has, he might get stretched too thin. :eek:

Lou
 
Methane is poisonous! Probably explains why there are so few people in New Zealand.
 
Somme said:
Feed them all porridge...(and Pops)
Ok, wiseguy. What's porridge? Is that like Yorkshire pudding? Do you put it on pancakes? P.
 
Porridge is very good for a spot of emergency grouting. :p

I also thought Ronnie Barker's finest hour was in Porridge. :p

Lou
 
Yeah, that's the ticket! Fix the sheep and cows, so the eco-system won't get destroyed!:rolleyes:

If you ask me, there is ONE animal that should be "fixed" to stop all pollution, and that is Human.
 
Svenskaflicka said:
If you ask me, there is ONE animal that should be "fixed" to stop all pollution, and that is Human.
Just the ones with a penis, right? ;)
 
neonlyte said:
Methane is poisonous! Probably explains why there are so few people in New Zealand.

We are saved here by never being further than 70 miles from the sea, in fact over 90% live within 20 miles of the sea...... and we have a good prevailing westerly wind.

Now, those ex herds of buffalo on the Great Plains would have conjured up a fart to be really proud of:p ;)
 
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