BUREAU OF STANDARDS News

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The Ohm and Mho are replaced as official units of resistance effective 8/10/2013.

The new unit of resistance is called the KBATE, and is 9 ounces of artificial KBATE brain matter in a regulation size SPAM can. Tests prove that one unit of KBATE packed inside a flak jacket stops armor piercing bullets, and KBATE paste spread over a rubber apron stops x-rays and gamma rays and cosmic radiation 100%.

Nothing gets through the KBATE shield.

 

[kbate]

You suck at ignore.

 

[kbate]

your version of ignore appears to be closer to obsess. but what do I know

 

[Fata Morgana]

Kbate, you have crap stalkers.

 

[kbate]

Kbate, you have crap stalkers.

ahem. . .

Indiesnob or JBJ? I would not breed from any of this stock.

 

[bg23]

aww that's so sweet you got a vanity thread

i'd be jealous except for, well, all the reasons

 

[Fata Morgana]

ahem. . .

Indiesnob or JBJ? I would not breed from any of this stock.

For a minute I thought you were asking me to choose between Indie's Nob and Jon Bon Jovi.

 

[bg23]

For a minute I thought you were asking me to choose between Indie's Nob and Jon Bon Jovi.

how can there be competition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ

 

[IndieSnob]

ahem. . .

Indiesnob or JBJ? I would not breed from any of this stock.

Well gee, that just really hurts my feelings.

 

[kbate]

Well gee, that just really hurts my feelings

Well gee, I apologise on behalf of your feelings.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Well gee, that just really hurts my feelings.

Feelings? When exactly did you sprout feelings? Youre entirely dog slobbery reactionary like one of Pavlov's pooches. If someone says SHIT you immediately require a DEPENDS change.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Feelings? When exactly did you sprout feelings? Youre entirely dog slobbery reactionary like one of Pavlov's pooches. If someone says SHIT you immediately require a DEPENDS change.

Never mind that...do Wanted Dead or Alive.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Never mind that...do Wanted Dead or Alive.

Ah the standard LIT WANTED: Dead Girls or Live Boys GB poster.