Bunch of incompetent amateurs!

[Hard_Rom]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-36938252

The mother-in-law of F1 boss Bernie Ecclestone, who was kidnapped in Brazil, has been freed unharmed without any ransom being paid, say police.


*one suspect looks like a kid, how dumb do you have to be to use same phone multiple times from the scene of the crime*

 

[thør]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-36938252

The mother-in-law of F1 boss Bernie Ecclestone, who was kidnapped in Brazil, has been freed unharmed without any ransom being paid, say police.


*one suspect looks like a kid, how dumb do you have to be to use same phone multiple times from the scene of the crime*

All professional kidnappers have to start somewhere, and amateur kidnapping is that start when you aren't brought into the kidnappers union as an apprentice.

 

[Hard_Rom]

All professional kidnappers have to start somewhere, and amateur kidnapping is that start when you aren't brought into the kidnappers union as an apprentice.

You're right and now they're off to school.

Should have asked for $6 million or less. Easy to delay gathering vast sums of foreign currency. Reading a book or watching a Jason Bourne movie could have given them a clue on how to do it right. Seems only the serial killers and mass murderers read extensively and do research before the crime.

Best thing some con in jail can tell you is how he got caught.

 

[thør]

You're right and now they're off to school.

Should have asked for $6 million or less. Easy to delay gathering vast sums of foreign currency. Reading a book or watching a Jason Bourne movie could have given them a clue on how to do it right. Seems only the serial killers and mass murderers read extensively and do research before the crime.

Best thing some con in jail can tell you is how he got caught.

That's a whole different brotherhood.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's Brazil.

Economic mayhem and instability.

Education is an afterthought, especially among the poor.

This is what happens when the desperate and unenlightened try to tax the 1%...



(Cue Willie Sutton: 'Cause that's where the money is!)

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

"Should have asked for $6 million or less. Easy to delay gathering vast sums of foreign currency. Reading a book or watching a Jason Bourne movie could have given them a clue on how to do it right."

Most of the poor of South America have zero access to such criminal learning tools.

I'm wondering how the fuck he even had access to a phone.

Was it an Obama phone?