Bumper Sticker Philosphy

[dr_mabeuse]

Saw this the other day:

Small minds talk about people.
Average minds talk about events.
Superior minds talk about ideas.

---dr.M.

 

[Wills]

Doc

One I remember from Uni. days

'How do we know trees are growing upwards'

 

[oggbashan]

Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.

I think I exist; therefore I exist, I think.
I think I think: therefore I think.
I'm zinc, therefore I am a pram.

Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit.

God is dead. Nietzche.
Nietzche is dead. God

Jesus was raised in a kosher home.


Og

 

[Guest]

 

[minsue]

Nuke the Gay Whales

I've seen one that takes that just a tad farther:

Nuke Gay Whales for Jesus

I used to work with a very religious man who had this on his car:

The worst place for a child to be is in his mother's womb

I never knew exactly what he meant by that, but it pissed me off just the same. I figured it was better not to ask especially since the sticker on my truck at that time was:

Keep your laws off my body

 

[lucky-E-leven]

My karma ran over your dogma.

Hang on...I'm reloading.

Horn broken, watch for finger.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Too bad ignorance isn't painful.

I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

100,000,000 sperm cells... and YOU were the fastest?

~lucky

 

[Boota]

Braise the Lord
450 degrees for 20 minutes
Add veggies, season to taste

Real Men Love Jesus
He looks fantastic in a miniskirt

 

[A7inchPhildo]

On the back of a 308 GT No I never saw the driver if it was male or female.
If you can beat me!
You can eat me!

Just start preaching gospel
Everyone will disappear fast

Honk all you want
Driver is deaf

Don't like my driving
Your not alone

On the back of a real dented beater box..
Caution I already pay High Premiums

I stop at all Rail Roads X
Just to be annoying

Check your brakes
before I do

 

[McKenna]

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[Guest]

Saw this the other day:

Small minds talk about people.
Average minds talk about events.
Superior minds talk about ideas.

---dr.M.

There is so much truth in that. Since I read this post earlier, I've been thinking about all the people I know, and I think it's pretty accurate.

Lou

 

[SeaCat]

here's a couple I've seen in South Florida

I have P.M.S. and a gun, any other stupid questions?

Honk if you're horny.

Be nice to animals, kiss a RUGBY Player.

Untamed animals on board. (Seen on a mini-van loaded with kids.)

Bad police officer, no donut.

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalks.

And of course my all time favorite, seen on the back of a septic pumper.
@#%T Happens


SeaCat

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Here are ten I wish I'd thought of.

RF

--

etinu scixelsyd (dyslexics unite)

Cover me, I'm changing lanes

If we quit voting, will they all go away

Great time for the meds to wear off

Boldly Going Nowhere

Uniquely maladjusted, but fun

My pretend friend thinks you have problems

Better living through denial

Warning-I hear voices and they don’t like you.

Friends don’t let friends vote Republican

 

[Just_John1]

My favorite

On the back of a dump truck

"If its not our asphalt it's your own ass..phalt"

JJ1

 

[Guest]

I have a few to share -

Warning: Sarcasm Falling

Save the Whales! (Collect the Whole Set.)

Therapy is expensive. Bubble Wrap is cheap. You choose!

We are Microsoft. Resistance is Futile.

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

 

[shereads]

USE AN ACCORDIAN, GO TO JAIL.
IT'S THE LAW.

 

[SlickTony]

And don't forget the classic:

Visualise whirled peas!

 

[shereads]

STOP PLATE TECTONICS.

 

[herecomestherain]

Sax Leather suppliers of great S&M gear provide this one for their customers:

If you love someone, set them free...eventually

The Eros Foundation (Aust. civil liberty/anti censorship group) do this one which speaks volumes:

I Fuck and I Vote

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

~lucky

 

[Green_Gem]

Bumper stickers

Women enjoy the simple things in life, like men.

Green_Gem

 

[jfinn]

I THINK, THEREFORE I'M DANGEROUS

and my favorite:

I WASN'T CREATED IN YOUR IMAGE OF GOD


Jayne

 

[wishfulthinking]

Not so much a bumper sticker as a sign to put on the front door:

This house is protected by a shot-gun three nights a week. You guess which three.

However, after reading the thread about what countries find what jokes funny, this should only appeal to Aussies and Kiwis.

 

[herecomestherain]

I think it's funny wishfulthinking, us colonials have got to stick together!
Cheers, 'rain

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Re: Re: Bumper Sticker Philosphy

Originally posted by dr_mabeuse
Saw this the other day:

Small minds talk about people.
Average minds talk about events.
Superior minds talk about ideas.

---dr.M.


There is so much truth in that. Since I read this post earlier, I've been thinking about all the people I know, and I think it's pretty accurate.

Lou

That's why I posted it. I didn't know this would turn into a "My Favorite Bumper Stickers" thread. I just saw that sticker and started thinking about people I knew and it seemed pretty true to me.

Notice that I started thinking about people I knew. I didn't start thinking about ideas.

---dr.M.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Bumper Sticker Philosphy

That's why I posted it. I didn't know this would turn into a "My Favorite Bumper Stickers" thread. I just saw that sticker and started thinking about people I knew and it seemed pretty true to me.

Notice that I started thinking about people I knew. I didn't start thinking about ideas.

---dr.M.

Yeah, funny that, I did, too.

However, as the actual thought was about whether or not people we know talked about people, events, or ideas, we were kind of thinking about the ideas and thoughts of those people. So, it's deeper than the average gossip about celebrities and the other crap that some limit their conversation to. I guess I'm now talking about an event; ie. what happened when I thought about those people.

Lou