"Bump and Grind" with The Goddess and The Doll

[MollyDolly]

Well, I have shut him out of the room, but I've found this rather odd thing that happens then. He will come to the door and scratch, lean on it. There is just enough 'give' in the latch that he had actually wiggle the door just a tad bit (maybe a millimeter), so it actually sounds like somebody is KNOCKING on the door. The first time he did that it TOTALLY freaked me out. I was like "who is knocking on the door"...and then he meowed and I was even MORE freaked out then!

As far as walking him...I did put him on a leash once, when we both moved here....It was about 12 hours in the car coming here, so I figured that we both needed to get out of the car a couple times along the way. Let's just say that we were both ready to get back into the car after that experience!

But, I'm making him sound all bad. He's actually a pretty good lil boy, other than his inability to learn which days are on the WEEKEND. I mean, he's clearly learned to tell time, can't he read a calandar too? is that asking too much?

hehe I think I prefer dogs... I mean, they can be clever, but my dog (who lives with my mom now ) is really more cute than smart... I always tell him it's a good thing he's got looks, 'cause he certainly didn't get all the brains in the litter!

I'm sure your cat is a wonderful cat- aside from the scaring the crap out of you and waking you up on weekends...

 

[Lance_GoodThrus]

hehe I think I prefer dogs... I mean, they can be clever, but my dog (who lives with my mom now ) is really more cute than smart... I always tell him it's a good thing he's got looks, 'cause he certainly didn't get all the brains in the litter!

I'm sure your cat is a wonderful cat- aside from the scaring the crap out of you and waking you up on weekends...

Yep, other than those couple of 'character flaws' he's a pretty good lil fella.

So, what biggie plans do you have this weekend? I'm thinking of going swimming either today or tomorrow, which is always an adventure as I'm not too good of a swimmer!

 

[MollyDolly]

Bequ's 20 Answers

 

[Lance_GoodThrus]

Bequ's 20 Answers

I got 'distracted' when she mentioned her, AR, and you in a true 3-way.....oooooooooooooooooooo

 

[MollyDolly]

Yep, other than those couple of 'character flaws' he's a pretty good lil fella.

So, what biggie plans do you have this weekend? I'm thinking of going swimming either today or tomorrow, which is always an adventure as I'm not too good of a swimmer!

That is an adventure!

I'm working all weekend- 12 hours tonight, 11 hours tomorrow night. At least I get to sleep (if clients stay in bed).

Other than that, it's making a list of my books for school, doing a little budgeting, going to check out an apartment with a friend tomorrow, and trying to rest up for the coming week- it's full-on back to school!

 

[MollyDolly]

I got 'distracted' when she mentioned her, AR, and you in a true 3-way.....oooooooooooooooooooo

I'm sure she didn't know that would happen when she wrote that

 

[Lance_GoodThrus]

That is an adventure!

I'm working all weekend- 12 hours tonight, 11 hours tomorrow night. At least I get to sleep (if clients stay in bed).

Other than that, it's making a list of my books for school, doing a little budgeting, going to check out an apartment with a friend tomorrow, and trying to rest up for the coming week- it's full-on back to school!

Here's hoping that you'll be able to get some sleep while working. So is the apt that you're checking out for your friend? Or would it be for the both of you?

 

[MollyDolly]

Here's hoping that you'll be able to get some sleep while working. So is the apt that you're checking out for your friend? Or would it be for the both of you?

It's just for him- he's moving to my town and going to school full-time, so he's just looking for a girl's opinion on the place- doesn't want anything too skeezy So I told him to call me with a time and I'll go along with him.

Which is funny, because I barely saw my apartment before I took it- I was sick, and my mom and brother checked it out for me and said, "You gotta take it- it's beautiful!" When they said, "18 feet of windows in the living/diningroom" I was in

 

[Lance_GoodThrus]

It's just for him- he's moving to my town and going to school full-time, so he's just looking for a girl's opinion on the place- doesn't want anything too skeezy So I told him to call me with a time and I'll go along with him.

Which is funny, because I barely saw my apartment before I took it- I was sick, and my mom and brother checked it out for me and said, "You gotta take it- it's beautiful!" When they said, "18 feet of windows in the living/diningroom" I was in

18 feet of windows! Wow, that does sound nice! Definitely a good idea to get a 2nd opinion on an apt. I've gotten a couple totally on my own and was never sure if i really liked them or if I just got sick of looking and took that next one available! One place I lived in school was about the size of a very big closet....it had a 'murphy-bed' (that stores upright literaly in the wall and you just pull it down at night). I always figured that bed would impress all the ladies...alas in the year that I lived there....there were no ladies...<pout>

 

[MollyDolly]

18 feet of windows! Wow, that does sound nice! Definitely a good idea to get a 2nd opinion on an apt. I've gotten a couple totally on my own and was never sure if i really liked them or if I just got sick of looking and took that next one available! One place I lived in school was about the size of a very big closet....it had a 'murphy-bed' (that stores upright literaly in the wall and you just pull it down at night). I always figured that bed would impress all the ladies...alas in the year that I lived there....there were no ladies...<pout>

Oh, I'm familiar with the murphy bed. Well, with what it is, not with an actual murphy bed. I can't imagine that not working on the ladies- ever thought about getting a round bed? I think you could totally pull off the Austin Powers rotating round bed!

 

[Lance_GoodThrus]

Oh, I'm familiar with the murphy bed. Well, with what it is, not with an actual murphy bed. I can't imagine that not working on the ladies- ever thought about getting a round bed? I think you could totally pull off the Austin Powers rotating round bed!

Hummm, a round bed eh? So, then you think I should get rid of the heart-shaped bed I have now? How about the mirrors on the ceiling, can I at least keep those? And the video cams?

As far as Austin Powers...well I am using Rogain hair-grow on my chest (unfortunately I did have that accident where I spilled some all over my back....that's not so pretty) and have taken to wearing gold-chains and using the term 'shag' in all forms of everyday speech? Hopefully those are all good starts?

 

[MollyDolly]

Hummm, a round bed eh? So, then you think I should get rid of the heart-shaped bed I have now? How about the mirrors on the ceiling, can I at least keep those? And the video cams?

As far as Austin Powers...well I am using Rogain hair-grow on my chest (unfortunately I did have that accident where I spilled some all over my back....that's not so pretty) and have taken to wearing gold-chains and using the term 'shag' in all forms of everyday speech? Hopefully those are all good starts?

Oh, if you already have the heart-shaped one, I'd keep it- that's pure class. And what real woman doesn't want to see herself from every angle at her most vulnerable? hehe

If anyone can pull all that off, Lance, it's you. You could also make lots of interesting comments about "pussy" since you like to talk about your cat Just an idea.

 

[Lance_GoodThrus]

Oh, if you already have the heart-shaped one, I'd keep it- that's pure class. And what real woman doesn't want to see herself from every angle at her most vulnerable? hehe

If anyone can pull all that off, Lance, it's you. You could also make lots of interesting comments about "pussy" since you like to talk about your cat Just an idea.

Hummmm, good ideas....so how is this for a line?

"Hey, I like cats....wanna SHAG?" (wait-a-minute....now if only I had a Rooster...and could say that it was FAT - and long..hehe)

 

[MollyDolly]

Hummmm, good ideas....so how is this for a line?

"Hey, I like cats....wanna SHAG?" (wait-a-minute....now if only I had a Rooster...and could say that it was FAT - and long..hehe)

*shakes head* Ah, that may work for some, er, ladies. I think you should hit up a bar tonight and give it a shot. Just bring a friend to pick you up when, er, if you get slapped

 

[Lance_GoodThrus]

*shakes head* Ah, that may work for some, er, ladies. I think you should hit up a bar tonight and give it a shot. Just bring a friend to pick you up when, er, if you get slapped

Hummm, okay, maybe that's just a line for WAYYYY LATTTEE in the night at the bar, after much alcohol!

Oh, and did I score points for resisting all the bad-puns about your having 'knowledge' of murphy bed? (cause I could tell by your comment that you KNEW that I would be thinking those bad-puns anyway)

 

[MollyDolly]

Hummm, okay, maybe that's just a line for WAYYYY LATTTEE in the night at the bar, after much alcohol!

Oh, and did I score points for resisting all the bad-puns about your having 'knowledge' of murphy bed? (cause I could tell by your comment that you KNEW that I would be thinking those bad-puns anyway)

I pre-empted all your bad puns by clarifying my statement- is it sad that I knew that such a comment would be something you'd think of?

 

[Lance_GoodThrus]

I pre-empted all your bad puns by clarifying my statement- is it sad that I knew that such a comment would be something you'd think of?

Dang....you SO have me figured out. Probably enough to actually be worried by the 'mirrors' and 'video-camera' comments..hehe

 

[MollyDolly]

Dang....you SO have me figured out. Probably enough to actually be worried by the 'mirrors' and 'video-camera' comments..hehe

Oh, I'm not worried- the ladies you bring home might have cause for concern though!

 

[Lance_GoodThrus]

Oh, I'm not worried- the ladies you bring home might have cause for concern though!

Well, I'm sure that any and all ladies who come home with me are already so enamoured by my macho-ism and feeling wanton needs from my shear pheromone-induced sexual charisma that they are.....oops, I lapsed into fantasty-land there....my bad

 

[MollyDolly]

Well, I'm sure that any and all ladies who come home with me are already so enamoured by my macho-ism and feeling wanton needs from my shear pheromone-induced sexual charisma that they are.....oops, I lapsed into fantasty-land there....my bad

Perhaps it's more your sweetness, your sense of humour, and your gentile manner that attracts the ladies to you, Lance

 

[Lance_GoodThrus]

Perhaps it's more your sweetness, your sense of humour, and your gentile manner that attracts the ladies to you, Lance

Yeah <BURPPP>, I'm a gentile sweetheart

 

[MollyDolly]

Yeah <BURPPP>, I'm a gentile sweetheart

Excuse you

 

[Lance_GoodThrus]

Excuse you

BLUSH...oh, so you smelt that did you...OH WAIT, you meant excuse my Burp...um..yeah...excuse me for that....hehe

 

[MollyDolly]

BLUSH...oh, so you smelt that did you...OH WAIT, you meant excuse my Burp...um..yeah...excuse me for that....hehe

Try as you may with your gas, you're not fooling anyone hehe Watch out, ladies!

 

[Lance_GoodThrus]

Try as you may with your gas, you're not fooling anyone hehe Watch out, ladies!

Looking around...it was the cat...really...hehe (you're not believing it for a second are you....curses, foiled again!)