***BULLETIN New York City 7:03 AM 2, Nov. 2004***

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A huge explosion ripped through downtown New York just a few moments ago. Casualties are unknown. Updates to follow.

***BULLETIN Atlanta 7:10 AM 2, Nov. 2004***

A large explosion occurred some moments ago in downtown Atlanta near the CNN studios. Many have been killed or injured. More to come.

***BULLETIN New York City, 7:28 AM 2 Nov. 2004***

High levels of radiation have been detected near the site of the blast that took place just minutes ago. Authorities are evacuating the area. Word is spreading and panic is setting in as word spreads. Many of the news outlets are off the air and Mayor Bloomberg is having difficulty restoring calm to the city.

***BULLETIN Atlanta 7:34 AM 2, Nov. 2004***

High levels of radiation are being detected near the area where a blast ripped through downtown this morning. Emergency workers are being hampered by traffic leaving the city.

***BULLETIN Wash. DC 7:42 AM 2, Nov. 2004***

Washington is in a state of virtual lock down as the authorities begin to evacuate the government offices. Only critical workers are being kept on the job.

Homeland Security chief, Tom Ridge, will be issuing a statement concerning the explosions in New York and Atlanta shortly.

***BULLETIN Chicago 8:05 AM 2, Nov. 2004***

A huge blast as ripped through downtown Chicago this morning. Commuters are being urged NOT to come to work and those already in transit are being asked to return to their homes.


New York --- Early returns from the polls show President George Bush with a commanding lead.

***BULLETIN Wash. DC 8:09 AM 2, Nov 2004***

Tom Ridge, Homeland Security Secretary, has issued a statement that unknown terrorists have detonated bombs containing nuclear material in New York, Atlanta, and Chicago. All individuals living in, or near, large metropolitan areas should return home and stay there unless directed otherwise by emergency workers.

***BULLETIN Denver 8:47 AM 2, Nov. 2004***

A large truck bomb has been discovered in downtown Denver. Authorities believe that they have successfully defused the device but have evacuated all of the downtown area. When asked about the possibility of nuclear contamination the authorities have said, “No comment.”
NBC Studios, Wash. DC 9:15 AM 2 Nov. 2004 --- Early returns are showing President George Bush with a commanding lead in all reporting precincts.

The Democratic National Committee has expressed concern that the terrorist attacks and response by the National and State authorities have prevented many Democratic voters from voting.

***BULLETIN Wash, DC 9:35 AM 2, Nov. 2004*** The Office of Homeland Security has issued orders that all residents of Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle stay at home today unless requested for by emergency authorities. The cities are in a virtual state of quarantine as officials and trained expert search for bombs such as those that were detonated in New York, Atlanta, and Chicago. It is now confirmed that the Chicago blast did contain radio active material. There are still no reports as to the number of casualties. Decontamination teams are being dispatched from the countries National Laboratories.

When asked about the effects on the National Elections Ridge commented that “at this point there is no known reason to suspend the elections, nor is there any plan in place to do so.”



CBS Studios Wash, DC 11:42 PM 2, Nov. 2004 --- President George Bush has swept the nation in a re-election bid that has yielded him almost 70% of the vote in an election with the lowest turnout in history.

Many officials are expressing grave concern about the conduct of the election under the extreme circumstances.

Democratic Party officials have stated that they intend to file suit in Federal Court to overturn the results of the election. An official for the party has stated, “Many of our voters, especially those in large metropolitan areas, were prevented from voting at their polling places by the activities of the emergency responders. We believe that this was an intentional act on the part of the current administration and will seek relief through the courts.”

(Be careful what you cry about.)

Ishmael
 
November 11, 2004. Pluto watch station, Milky Way Galaxy


The Earth just imploded caused by the pressure of weighty topics often discussed by well meaning Liberals without a clue on the website, Literotica.

Details to follow.
 
All the Democrat strongholds are hit giving Bush the clear victory?

I don't see it even from the myoptic Corpse o' Osama...

They want Kerry to win and it spreads them thin to hit all the small towns in Red America...

;) ;) :D
 
I think you are correct in your analysis Ish. Rural/smalltown America would be likely to feel safe enough to vote, and these voters are overwhelmingly Republican. Urban area's that are traditional Democratic strongholds, voters would either be unable or unwilling to get out and vote.
 
DevilishTexan said:
November 11, 2004. Pluto watch station, Milky Way Galaxy


The Earth just imploded caused by the pressure of weighty topics often discussed by well meaning Liberals without a clue on the website, Literotica.

Details to follow.

Right. And you're just a fountain of knowledge. Go back to mindless flirting.
 
I see the point...

If an asteroid hit the earth, the Neo-Soc's would file a lawsuit and blame the administration for the disruption.

They're already rehearsing scenerios for lawsuit challenges right now.
 
DevilishTexan said:
November 11, 2004. Pluto watch station, Milky Way Galaxy


The Earth just imploded caused by the pressure of weighty topics often discussed by well meaning Liberals without a clue on the website, Literotica.

Details to follow.

hahahahahahahaha good one.:D
 
Devillette said:
Right. And you're just a fountain of knowledge. Go back to mindless flirting.

Bulletin: What a load of shit.

Yeah that took alot of thought didn't it?

Go back to your trailer pee-wee.
 
Devillette said:
Right. And you're just a fountain of knowledge. Go back to mindless flirting.

"Bulletin: What a load of shit."

Yeah that took alot of thought didn't it?

Go back to your trailer pee-wee.
 
Like an elevator button, punching the submit button repeatedly will not speed up Lit...
 
Ishmael said:
A huge explosion ripped through downtown New York just a few moments ago. Casualties are unknown. Updates to follow.

***BULLETIN Atlanta 7:10 AM 2, Nov. 2004***

A large explosion occurred some moments ago in downtown Atlanta near the CNN studios. Many have been killed or injured. More to come.

***BULLETIN New York City, 7:28 AM 2 Nov. 2004***

High levels of radiation have been detected near the site of the blast that took place just minutes ago. Authorities are evacuating the area. Word is spreading and panic is setting in as word spreads. Many of the news outlets are off the air and Mayor Bloomberg is having difficulty restoring calm to the city.

***BULLETIN Atlanta 7:34 AM 2, Nov. 2004***

High levels of radiation are being detected near the area where a blast ripped through downtown this morning. Emergency workers are being hampered by traffic leaving the city.

***BULLETIN Wash. DC 7:42 AM 2, Nov. 2004***

Washington is in a state of virtual lock down as the authorities begin to evacuate the government offices. Only critical workers are being kept on the job.

Homeland Security chief, Tom Ridge, will be issuing a statement concerning the explosions in New York and Atlanta shortly.

***BULLETIN Chicago 8:05 AM 2, Nov. 2004***

A huge blast as ripped through downtown Chicago this morning. Commuters are being urged NOT to come to work and those already in transit are being asked to return to their homes.


New York --- Early returns from the polls show President George Bush with a commanding lead.

***BULLETIN Wash. DC 8:09 AM 2, Nov 2004***

Tom Ridge, Homeland Security Secretary, has issued a statement that unknown terrorists have detonated bombs containing nuclear material in New York, Atlanta, and Chicago. All individuals living in, or near, large metropolitan areas should return home and stay there unless directed otherwise by emergency workers.

***BULLETIN Denver 8:47 AM 2, Nov. 2004***

A large truck bomb has been discovered in downtown Denver. Authorities believe that they have successfully defused the device but have evacuated all of the downtown area. When asked about the possibility of nuclear contamination the authorities have said, “No comment.”
NBC Studios, Wash. DC 9:15 AM 2 Nov. 2004 --- Early returns are showing President George Bush with a commanding lead in all reporting precincts.

The Democratic National Committee has expressed concern that the terrorist attacks and response by the National and State authorities have prevented many Democratic voters from voting.

***BULLETIN Wash, DC 9:35 AM 2, Nov. 2004*** The Office of Homeland Security has issued orders that all residents of Los Angeles, San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle stay at home today unless requested for by emergency authorities. The cities are in a virtual state of quarantine as officials and trained expert search for bombs such as those that were detonated in New York, Atlanta, and Chicago. It is now confirmed that the Chicago blast did contain radio active material. There are still no reports as to the number of casualties. Decontamination teams are being dispatched from the countries National Laboratories.

When asked about the effects on the National Elections Ridge commented that “at this point there is no known reason to suspend the elections, nor is there any plan in place to do so.”



CBS Studios Wash, DC 11:42 PM 2, Nov. 2004 --- President George Bush has swept the nation in a re-election bid that has yielded him almost 70% of the vote in an election with the lowest turnout in history.

Many officials are expressing grave concern about the conduct of the election under the extreme circumstances.

Democratic Party officials have stated that they intend to file suit in Federal Court to overturn the results of the election. An official for the party has stated, “Many of our voters, especially those in large metropolitan areas, were prevented from voting at their polling places by the activities of the emergency responders. We believe that this was an intentional act on the part of the current administration and will seek relief through the courts.”

(Be careful what you cry about.)

Ishmael


You got a hard on writing that didn't you?
 
Like an elevator button, punching the submit button repeatedly will not speed up Lit...
 
Okay, I've gotten the casting done for my next play.

I have Ishmael starring as Chicken Little and Fawkin'Injun as Turkey Lurkey.

Keep me posted...
 
Re: I see the point...

Lost Cause said:
If an asteroid hit the earth, the Neo-Soc's would file a lawsuit and blame the administration for the disruption.

They're already rehearsing scenerios for lawsuit challenges right now.

Neo-Soc's --- I like that. :)

Ishmael
 
Re: Re: ***BULLETIN New York City 7:03 AM 2, Nov. 2004***

Queersetti said:
You got a hard on writing that didn't you?

I was thinking something similar...
 
***BULLETIN Orlando FL 10:09 AM 22 Nov 2004***

A Florida man with a history of mental problems was arrested at the downtown Orlando library this morning and charged with the series of bombings on election day. Ludwig "Ishmael" Nocojones, 63, was apprehended by Federal Marshals after a brief struggle.

Nocojones, who has a history of mental illness and a long police arrest record, was identified as the primary suspect in the bombings when a routine audit of Republican National Committee bank accounts uncovered a check sent to Nocojones in the amount of $10 million dollars. Nocojones, who reportedly was homeless and did not have a bank account, attempted to cash the check at no less than four Orlando area check-cashing services.

Police were very familiar with Nocojones, who has been on probation most of his adult life. Most recently, he was convicted in 2002 on two counts of abusing his own two grandchildren. Police spokesmen said that at various times in the past Nocojones claimed to have been an Oscar winner, a Nobel Prize winner and a recipient of a MacArthur genius grant.

Nocojones claimed to have retained noted attorney and former Bush administration Secretary of State James A. Baker III as his defense counsel.
 
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