niteshade
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Ok, here is the deal. I recently heard something that sounds like a lot of horse manure to me, but I just thought I would check w/ some other people for their opinions.
I was talking to he guy I am seeing (have not had sex with yet) last night. This is how the conversation went...
Him - Yeah, well, you better be ready when we do, cause I ain't letting you up for at least 3 hours.
Me - Three hours??? (Remembering the last three 5 min. blowjobs I gave him)
Him - Yeah, but I have to work up to it.
Me - Huh?
Him - Well, if I can cum at least twice a day for a few weeks, my endurance builds up. Eventually I can get up to eight hours straight.
Me - (wincing at the thought of how raw I would be after 8 hours of non stop fucking) I hope you have an industrial sized bottle of KY.
I wouldn't want to do it for 8 hours straight anyway.
Him - no Babe, you'll like it, I promise.
Me - OOKaaaayyyyy
What do yall think? Is he bragging his ass off, or just REALLY delusional?
P.s. If Cat or MissT think this is in the wrong spot, plz feel free to move it, but I mean it seriously, so I put it here.
I was talking to he guy I am seeing (have not had sex with yet) last night. This is how the conversation went...
Him - Yeah, well, you better be ready when we do, cause I ain't letting you up for at least 3 hours.
Me - Three hours??? (Remembering the last three 5 min. blowjobs I gave him)
Him - Yeah, but I have to work up to it.
Me - Huh?
Him - Well, if I can cum at least twice a day for a few weeks, my endurance builds up. Eventually I can get up to eight hours straight.
Me - (wincing at the thought of how raw I would be after 8 hours of non stop fucking) I hope you have an industrial sized bottle of KY.
I wouldn't want to do it for 8 hours straight anyway.
Him - no Babe, you'll like it, I promise.
Me - OOKaaaayyyyy
What do yall think? Is he bragging his ass off, or just REALLY delusional?
P.s. If Cat or MissT think this is in the wrong spot, plz feel free to move it, but I mean it seriously, so I put it here.