building the perfect babe

[Problem Child]

Okay I'm making my own build-a-babe...this rockin P.O.A. would have the following...stay with me here...

KillerMuffins attitude and writing ability.
Barb Dwyers intelligence and wit.
Angels _____(part of her body I can't divulge).
Bratcat's Ass.
Desert Amazon's kindness and compassion.
CelestialBody's dazzling smile.
TN_Vixen's sexiness.
SimplySouthern's tits.

That's it...my perfect lit babe. Build your own guys and gals, its' easy!

(anyone thinking of mailing me because you don't like my list for any reason, fucking stow it, I'm in a intractable mood tonight.)

 

[*bratcat*]

hmm....

 

[Kymberley]

*sighs*

another list I didn't make it onto

 

[Gilly Bean]

sneeeeeeeeeeeeef


I didn't make it, and I even nuzzled you!

 

[Angel]

 

[miles]

PC, I think I've fallen in love.

No, not with you.

 

[Mischka]

Originally posted by Problem Child
Build your own guys and gals, its' easy!

Texan's unfailing charm and intelligence.
Shy Tall Guy's gentle nature and level headedness. A class act.
InternationalFunBoy's deliciously quirky/kinky creativity.
Weird Harold's neverending sageness.
Oliver Clozoff's intimate knowledge of the female physique.
Nasty's shy-but-sweet demeanor.
Todd's virginity. Cuz I've never had one.
Svedish Chef's compassion. And accent. Rowrrr....
Harbinger's newfound love of Nutella.
Purple Haze's acerbic wit.

 

[Problem Child]

PC, I think I've fallen in love.

No, not with you.

With my babe? Fuck you, build your own.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Never's brilliance
Lisa's ass
Lavy's insides
Mischka's kick ass pancreas
Beckbabes legs
Lickerish's ish
Muffs attitude
Willing and Unsure's all round niceness
Simply Southern's head
Merelan's soul
oh and Adoratrice's stalking abilities

 

[Problem Child]

c'mon, somebody else build a babe...male or female, don't frackin' matter.

Ignore that sexxyness fake douchebag and play my game!

 

[Angel]

ProblemChild's crotch
Dixon's Icecream and Attitude
BadKarma's Looks/personality (Have you seen his TEETH?)
PurpleHaze's ... kindness.


Uh.

Hm.

There is no perfect man. Sorry.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Re: Re: building the perfect babe

Mischka's kick ass pancreas

Amen to that. That woman can handle a glucose load like no one I've ever seen. Hardly even a bump in the blood sugar. Great pancreatic enzymes too. She digests like a dream.

 

[Problem Child]

Never underrate a good pancreas. Or lymph nodes.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Ok, Ok...

Pokerman's boxers...
Bob Peales chest....
Harpoons legs....
Nasty for a sense of humor.... (Cause I need SOMETHING to laugh at on this perfect body)
PC for his fun temper.... (cause he flips out in ways similiar to me.....)

 

[Dillinger]

I love this idea PC!

In fact - you should mention it to Laurel - maybe Manu and the programmers can come up with an interactive build your own babe feature...

Do you remember that little silly toy - the cards with different body parts - top, middle, bottom - and you mix and match them? Sort of like that.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Okay, I will give it a try - I hope I don't offend anybody by picking and choosing different aspects from different women.

Desert Amazon's legs, derriere (yummy), and that sexy voice.
Celia Kitten's face (and of course that special tongue)
Mistress Honey's waist and hair (her ass is good too, but DA's, well that is a tough choice)
Blond Girl's and Kymberly's kinky sides
MissTaken's Bi virginity (assuming she still has it )
Gilly Bean's writing ability and sense of romance
April's exhibitionism mixed with Lickerish's shyness
Lavender's kindness

I know I have left some people out, but I would mix in a lot of different people's aspects as I thought of them.

 

[Calamity Jane]

PC and DCL for the attitude, wit and ability to form coherent thoughts
Batter's Av's Chest
Thumper's Ass (where's he been lately anyway?)
Nasty for the shyness, and because I've never had a virgin either
STG because he's so sweet (and i suspect he seriously needs a good hard fucking )
GuyJD... the HANDCUFFS!


ingredients still needed... longevity, kinkiness, if it's the 'prefect man' he needs to be an amazing kisser, i need someone with an oral fixation too... obviously the above list needs more work.

 

[TN_Vixen]

PC

I'm... um.. having a little trouble with my zipper.

(turning and holding my hair up)

could you help?

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

STG because he's so sweet (and i suspect he seriously needs a good hard fucking )

That's for sure

Maybe I should let some of my rougher side show through? Seems everybody but my ex-wife thinks I am a "sweet" guy (she just thinks I am a soft touch for borrowing money )

Okay! All right! If that is what turns you on! All you horny bitches out there - BEND OVER, I'll do the driving from now on!

 

[Calamity Jane]

All you horny bitches out there - BEND OVER, I'll do the driving from now on!

WOW STG... didn't know ya had it in ya! Where do I sign up for the driving lessons?

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

WOW STG... didn't know ya had it in ya! Where do I sign up for the driving lessons?

STG's Driving, Driven and Buttfucking School in the Seattle metro area.

Didn't know I had it in me huh? I have a number of times mentioned I could get into some Dom games - not severe stuff, but enough to add spice to the stew.

Mr. Nice Guy? No one who has ever seen me terrorize the countryside cagers with my motorcycle would ever think that of me! Hmmph!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Never underrate a good pancreas. Or lymph nodes.

Personally I would prefer her liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti (in keeping with my new evil image - muuaaahhahaha )

 

[April]

STG, exhibitionism? Hehe. You don't know me at all. You really wouldn't need Lickerish's shyness. I have enough for two.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

STG, exhibitionism? Hehe. You don't know me at all. You really wouldn't need Lickerish's shyness. I have enough for two.

I seem to remember certain revealing torso shots you posted that had everybody including me, drooling all over the place. Or was I just dreaming?

 

[April]

No, you weren't dreaming. But, as anyone who knows me can tell you, that was very unlike me. And I'm blaming it all on Thumper! Yeah, that's the ticket. LOL