Build-A-Voodoo-Doll Workshop

[Wild_Honey_66]

'Revenge is a dish best served cold'-- with straight pins.

Boss make you work late on the first night of the Bunco tournament?
Upstairs neighbor started a DIY at 3am?
Ex won't give you back your favorite Tom Petty album even though you're the one who bought it?

We can help!

Come design your very own voodoo doll and let us help you torture it!

It's the passive-aggressive thing to do.

 

[Jaime_H]

I can see this thread offering all sorts of potential.
I shall have to give it careful thought.

The power is to be used wisely......

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I can see this thread offering all sorts of potential.
I shall have to give it careful thought.

The power is to be used wisely......

Did I tell you about the dress code?

No clothes allowed.

 

[Penuche]

Did I tell you about the dress code?

No clothes allowed.

Will you at least be houseclad, instead of skyclad, given today's weather?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Will you at least be houseclad, instead of skyclad, given today's weather?

Dress code is in effect for sexy British men only, and will be strictly enforced.

 

[Hornblende]

Dress code is in effect for sexy British men only, and will be strictly enforced.

Can I come along even if I don't need to construct a voodoo doll?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Can I come along even if I don't need to construct a voodoo doll?

Sure thing!

You can watch as I dangle a cock ring in front of my poor, limp voodoo doll's face and ask him,

'Don't you wish you had one?'

 

[Hornblende]

Sure thing!

You can watch as I dangle a cock ring in front of my poor, limp voodoo doll's face and ask him,

'Don't you wish you had one?'

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm off to bed. This grumpy kitten needs her beauty rest.

 

[Hornblende]

I'm off to bed. This grumpy kitten needs her beauty rest.

Sweet dreams, honey

 

[Mrtenant]

Can I get a blowup doll instead?

 

[Penuche]

Dress code is in effect for sexy British men only, and will be strictly enforced.

Hmm... I could nominate a few who should be added to your list.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Can I get a blowup doll instead?

perv!

Hmm... I could nominate a few who should be added to your list.

I am always accepting nominations.

 

[MSH2]

perv!



I am always accepting nominations.

I;m just going to hide in the corner, in amongst the spare parts

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I;m just going to hide in the corner, in amongst the spare parts

Go ahead, try to hide. We will find you.

 

[MSH2]

Go ahead, try to hide. We will find you.

go on,I dare you

 

[TheSilverLining]

Totes already got one.

 

[Mrtenant]

perv!

Guilty as charged. Looking around? I'd say we're in good company.

No pins in my doll please. Just got it patched up from the last misadventure. These things are not good as floatation devices. Just sayin.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Totes already got one.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

So I'm starting on a new doll. This model shall be constructed of that horrible microfiber kitchen towel material that catches on your every hangnail.

Color, color, color... what color shall it be?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Also, Penuche.

 

[emsway]

I don't know, voodoo dolls require a lot of work. Getting hair, clothing, and if it all possible, blood from the victim....uh model for the doll can be difficult. And then there's the ritual. Yada, yada, yada....

Just order twenty pizzas and have them sent to their house.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I don't know, voodoo dolls require a lot of work. Getting hair, clothing, and if it all possible, blood from the victim....uh model for the doll can be difficult. And then there's the ritual. Yada, yada, yada....

Just order twenty pizzas and have them sent to their house.

Topped with anchovies steeped in arsenic? Good thinking!

 

[emsway]

Topped with anchovies steeped in arsenic? Good thinking!

The quickest way from point A to point B.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

The quickest way from point A to point B.

I'm not convinced they deserve quick...