Build a perfect man

[Kittyscave]

Ladies - what's good for the gander is good for the goose, right?

So, build your perfect man...

Check all that apply:

__ Changes the oil in your car

__ Irons his own damn clothes

__ Loads (properly) AND unloads the dishwasher

__ Picks up his dirty socks (and tissues)

__ Replaces the toilet paper when it's gone

__ Knows a pinot grigio from a pinot noir (and pronounces them correctly)

__ Massages you without asking

Hmmmm... I feel like maybe I'm forgetting something, but I don't know what. Anything to add?

 

[tnman03]

lol...good for you Ms. Kitty. That's an awesome list and if you don't mind I'll be perusing any updates.

 

[Kittyscave]

lol...good for you Ms. Kitty. That's an awesome list and if you don't mind I'll be perusing any updates.

Nice to see you again, friend! Let me know if you get the dishwasher thing figured out. I'll publish the finding.


K

 

[tnman03]

Nice to see you again, friend! Let me know if you get the dishwasher thing figured out. I'll publish the finding.


K

*pssst...my dad taught me how to do that when I was a little boy. Mom never did master it and it pissed her off* lol Aside from the wine I'm pretty squared away on the rest of the list.

 

[30bandits]

i'm all that...minus the wine...

 

[Kittyscave]

*pssst...my dad taught me how to do that when I was a little boy. Mom never did master it and it pissed her off* lol Aside from the wine I'm pretty squared away on the rest of the list.

i'm all that...minus the wine...

Sorry guys... wine is the clincher. Well, unless you can promise me a fine whisky or gin.

 

[dz2681]

Sorry guys... wine is the clincher. Well, unless you can promise me a fine whisky or gin.

Darn almost perfect, I knew wine would be my downfall... now the whiskey part is another story

 

[Nidan]

Hahahaha. Brilliant. Good work.

 

[suckonsimon]

i'm all that...minus the wine...

Sorry guys... wine is the clincher. Well, unless you can promise me a fine whisky or gin.

Ditto with bandits. Shucks.

... but there's a virtual tour of Scotland's distilleries in my head which you can access anytime, babe. Let me pick out the Talisker from the Glenmorangie from the Bowmore easy.

All the rest on that list is my normal as it is my sons'.

Have I a little hope of achieving pm status?

 

[suckonsimon]

<snip>Hmmmm... I feel like maybe I'm forgetting something, but I don't know what. Anything to add?

Dare I mention a piece of the perfect man jigsaw puzzle I found in recent years: most willing to see his woman to orgasm without needing one himself. ... That part of the picture of perfection?

 

[screwher]

With all modesty just shut this thread down now because I got this.

- My wife and I are empty nesters. And because of certain circumstances I end up doing all the housework (cooking, cleaning, laundry).

- We share a lot of the same pop cultural interests and sports. So she doesn't have to sit through a bunch of "guy stuff". On the flipside, I don't have to sit through chuck flicks and "reality" bullshit!

- I'm very chivalrous. Let's put it this way, my wife always "comes" first. And birthdays, anniversarys, Valentines Day she gets spoiled.

And finally

- We're a hotwife couple. Mrs. Screwher can have sex with as many other men as she wants. With my full approval.

 

[neakman]

Ladies - what's good for the gander is good for the goose, right?

So, build your perfect man...

Check all that apply:
__ Changes the oil in your car
__ Irons his own damn clothes
__ Loads (properly) AND unloads the dishwasher
__ Picks up his dirty socks (and tissues)
__ Replaces the toilet paper when it's gone
__ Knows a pinot grigio from a pinot noir (and pronounces them correctly)
__ Massages you without asking

I do ALL of these, except the last one because my wife loves foot rubs and I feel the feet are the most disgusting part of the body and have to be forced to touch them.
Guess Im LESS than perfect

 

[suckonsimon]

Ladies - what's good for the gander is good for the goose, right?



I do ALL of these, except the last one because my wife loves foot rubs and I feel the feet are the most disgusting part of the body and have to be forced to touch them.
Guess Im LESS than perfect

If she trod the grapes for the pinot noir first would you be more willing?

 

[vibes]

__ Knows a pinot grigio from a pinot noir (and pronounces them correctly)

Vinified white or red?

 

[neakman]

If she trod the grapes for the pinot noir first would you be more willing?

NO WAY, I have the opposite of the a fetish for feet. Even clean, perfectly shaped, toenails painted, etc. I just hate touching them. as soon as we get to the ankles and above Im good to go!!

 

[RunningJib]

Polite

A gentleman is always polite and courteous

Carries a handkerchief. Shoes are polished (he polishes his own shoes & boots)

Will offer to bring coffee / drink when he goes to get his own. Will make coffee when the coffee pot is nearly exhausted (not empty). Doesn't expect to be waited on and is gracious

He opens doors not only for his lady, but those in his vicinity. (at work, while shopping, etc.) Knows the name of the building's janitor and not just the sexy barista. He keeps his eyes open, is observant, but not a flirt or a gossip

 

[RunningJib]

Red Breast

Sorry guys... wine is the clincher. Well, unless you can promise me a fine whisky or gin.

Finest Irish whiskey.

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[13Fantasies]

Damn wine.

I never know the difference. However, I'm a quick and dedicated learner if you are willing/eager to teach.

I don't carry a handkerchief.

 

[suckonsimon]

Damn wine.

I never know the difference. However, I'm a quick and dedicated learner if you are willing/eager to teach.

I don't carry a handkerchief.

I'm thinking pal. Isn't it so very perfect-man of us to give wholehearted attention to a woman when she's explaining all about wine? Giving her the joy of educating us out of our total ignorance? I mean, how courteous and affirming of womanhood is that?

 

[Soma99]

How about just this:

Is able to realize his story is boring as fuck and cuts it short instead of droning on for another ten minutes.

Soma

 

[Coranhorn]

How about just this:

Is able to realize his story is boring as fuck and cuts it short instead of droning on for another ten minutes.

Soma

Not many people can. for a few reasons, one of which would be nervousness, and another being, too full of themselves. But i get what you are saying

 

[13Fantasies]

I'm thinking pal. Isn't it so very perfect-man of us to give wholehearted attention to a woman when she's explaining all about wine? Giving her the joy of educating us out of our total ignorance? I mean, how courteous and affirming of womanhood is that?

You just get me.

 

[jmarx20102012]

This thread makes me think of that scene in Groundhog Day and my homie Bill Murray.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUWp-Xh677U

 

[Charmolypi]

Toned muscles but not roid-rage buff.

Gorgeous eyes and smile.

Thick hair that he runs his fingers through in accompaniment to his sheepish laughter when your razor sharp wit catch him off guard.

Naturally, he is a clit-pleasing machine in bed.

Around the house, he prefers loose pajamas pants that hang low enough to show off that happy trail to even more hung things down below.

He doesn’t mind if you’re out late. He knows jealousy and paranoia is unattractive.

There’s a brain in his head and he uses it.

 

[suckonsimon]

^^^
Allow me to slip in an "and" between your "in bed" and your "around the house".