Bugs Bunny in drag...

[Ravenloft]

Does he give any one else wood like he does me?!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Betwenn this and muppets

 

[Guest]

Ummm...

<Running from thread and screaming!>

 

[Ravenloft]

Huhuhuhuh!

Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!

 

[Angelus]

*Takes one look in the thread then walks out shaking my head*

And I thought that I was crazy.

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

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[Ravenloft]

Come on! I can't be the only one!

*Crickets chirping*

Someone else out there must think Bugs is hot in drag!!!

*Frogs croaking*

Someone! Anyone! Please! Say I ain't alone in this!!!

*Pin dropping*

 

[Ravenloft]

Jaded! You taunt me!

*fainting*

 

[crystalhunting]

A dragqueen?...nahhh more like a DragRabbit.




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[Ravenloft]

Dagnabit! Its the dragrabbit!

Bwahahahah!!!

 

[Never]

I can't really say I get wood and I don't really think I get carrot.

 

[Renegade]

Bugs Bunny. What a hottie that girl was when she left her furry ears back. *Ravenloft whispers into my ear* Huh? You mean that Bugs Bunny was really a guy?!

 

[Ravenloft]

Uhuh... All those years of masturbating to loony toons... Only to find out now that the whole time your one true love is really a male rabbit in drag... Its almost enough to crush a guy... Almost.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Rabbit season!

 

[SweetCherry]

Raven, shame on you! What would poor Beaker thimk?

And Ren, don't EVEN get me started. Sheesh!

 

[Ravenloft]

Beaker just doesn't look as good in a dress as Bugs... Im sorry... But I only speak the truth here...

 

[LittleRedDevil]

I can't believe you went there!

You actually went there!


*runs from the thread, sobbing for bugs*

 

[Ravenloft]

What?! Bugs is a tough wascal!

Don't cry for him... Argentina!

Shed a tear for poor Daffy, always getting shnookered by his own dirty plans! You know, they don't call it Duct tape for nothing! All the rolls Daffy must go through to strap his beak back on... Or his feathers for that matter... That poor duck...

Still, only Bugs can pull it off with the dress's!

 

[Renegade]

Now Daffy was really something. That mouth of his was just made for cocksucking. Tee Hee!

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh now... Thats just perverted!

Sick Ren... Very sick...

 

[Renegade]

You expected any less from me? Sheesh! Get with the program, dude! Why do you think Bugs dressed in drag in the first place and that there were never any female looney toons??? MmmmHmmm.

 

[Ravenloft]

there were so female loony toon characters!

Grandma who owns tweetie.

The witch that tries to cook him in her oven. That cackling hottie!

The cat that Peppy La Pew was always chasing.

The double headed vulture from the transylvanian episode... Betty and Mildred I think their names were...

The retarded vultures mom...

All the sheep from the fox and sheep dog episodes...

The mother hen from the foghorn leghorn episodes...

Fuck, there was even a female Taz in one episode!

So don't tell me there wern't any female loony toon characters!

Thats just a balled faced lie!

Daffy's beak... You fucking pervert!

*Shaking head*

*Looking above*

I wonder if I could get a job as a warner brothers historian...

 

[Renegade]

Dude, the grandma that owned Tweety? The witch? The two headed vulture? If you were stuck with them as the only women around, wouldn't you consider turning to Bugs in drag?? Well, okay...... that cat Peppy was chasing had a nice figure. Guess she wouldn't be that bad in bed. *Looks around* What?!

 

[Ravenloft]

Le purr. Le meow?

Le gasp. Le pant!

Hey now... Don't go nocking ANY of the Warners women! They may be old grandmas, they may be wart nosed witches, heck, some of them arn't even humanoid... But... You know what they all have in common?

Pussy...

And anyway, who's to say they arn't beautiful on the inside huh?

Stop being so shallow!

Daffy... Thats just wrong...

 

[Renegade]

Hah! Yeah, you keep saying that to yourself. Go bang your wrinkly old bags of bones till dust shoots out of their old pussys. I've got me a duck that knows how to please a man the right way! Just because it's not with a member of the opposite sex, doesn't make it wrong. It just makes it awkward to introduce them to your mom and dad.