Brushing my dog's teeth

[Problem Child]

is something I'll never stoop to. I am about to fill their dog bowl with Listerine and let them lick up about half pound of salt though.

Goddamn...these bitches are panting some gas that smells worse than a used goat dealer's ass. p-u.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Dog breath

Dogs will actually drink Listerine? They have stronger stomachs than I do, I suppose. Why not let them have a Tic-Tac? Seems less cruel than Listerine.

 

[Problem Child]

Of course. I make them vaacuum the carpet when they leave too much dog hair on it too. You should see them do the dishes.

 

[registered "^^"]

feed them cats!

Then their breath will smell like pussy.....uhh never mind!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I brush my dogs' teeth. They aren't fond of it. It doesn't do much for their breath.

However, when your mutts are gumming the specially prepared dog mush you're feeding them, mine will be using the teeth they still have. Dogs get cavities, too, darlin.

Or, you could have the vet do it for you on a regular basis. That's feasible, if you wanna fork over the cash.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Let your bitches eat rawhide. It really cleans their teeth. My 12 year old male dog (who died last year) only had to have his teeth professionally cleaned a couple of times in his life, when he was old and couldn't tolerate digesting rawhide anymore.

When he was eating rawhide, his teeth were sparkly clean and his breath was not so bad.

Ruby

 

[Laurel]

I try to brush my cats' teeth. They like it less than me clipping their nails. Doesn't do a thing for their breath, but it's supposed to keep them from having tartar problems later in life. So my vet says, anyway. Personally, I think pet dental care is a practical joke on people, like sushi. "Let's see what they'll buy next!..."

 

[LRC]

Of course. I make them vaacuum the carpet when they leave too much dog hair on it too. You should see them do the dishes.

Do you have a picture of them playing cards?

 

[sigh]

i think i'll get a pet worm...they don't have any teeth

 

[lavender]

 

[PowerOfOne]

Dog Breath

Of course. I make them vaacuum the carpet when they leave too much dog hair on it too. You should see them do the dishes.

Does your dishes smell like (as you put it) "smells worse than a used goat dealer's ass"? Well perhaps if you stop the dogs from smoking their breath would be more pleasant.

 

[Neotragii]

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[sigh]

PC

Tell me you were doing an experiment with this thread. You just wanted to see what female followers would actually fucking open a thread about your dogs breath just to know how faithful the PC fan club was. Am I close?

oh god...the bright light of revelation is too intense to bear...

i'm a female follower of PC!!!

taking a deep breath now...i can handle this...i am okay