Broken Wing OOC

[shereads]

We're approaching 500 posts!

Congratulations, Wing posters and thread starter/Mayor/Sheriff/casino owner, Dr. Mabeuse.

This disproves the popular theory that you can't combine sex, dog shows, the mob, UFOs, reality television, a card game, junked cars, pool furniture, Elvis sightings, cross-dressers, Chinese food, Jello, and visits by a dead movie mogul into a single coherent storyline.

 

[Arioso]

Hey, don't forget college girls with a strict, fundamentalist upbringing who happen to be named after Swiss bon bons!!



So, are we going to celebrate the 500th with a piñata and a mariachi band?

Cheers,
Fran

 

[shereads]

I hesitate to predict. But it will probably involve sex. Maybe a stripping mariachi band and naked pinatas.

 

[Arioso]

Hmmm....

A giant, papier-maché phallus pinata, maybe? That we could whack and whack and whack with a stick until it spills its bounty?



Somehow, I think the guys would shudder if we did...


Fran

 

[shereads]

I think you'd have a mutiny of the bounty.

 

[McKenna]

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[shereads]

Stripping the old finish from the wood floors, McKenna.

 

[McKenna]

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[Lady_Kit]

Strippers? Male or Female..ah hell, either will do.

hehehe

Evenin' Ladies

 

[Arioso]

Ooooooh, lookie lookie

My, my, Shereads!

Are you blushing? Ohhhh, no, wait...you're just wearing pink.

Not much can make you blush, can it?

Cheers, ducks.
AriO

p.s. -- Like the new AV...although the old one was more classically dramatic...

 

[shereads]

It's not a new AV.

It's a cry for help!

I was sorting some belts for a yard sale, and I was in my closet, and some luggage fell down from the stop shelf, and when I crawled out of the pile of junk, I couldn't use my arms. Call 911.



The other AV will be back as soon as I regain full use of my limbs.

 

[shereads]

This new OOC thread lacks testosterone.

The good news is, we have plenty of male pulchritude at the actual thread (do males have pulchritude?) including...a male stripper for McKenna!
Cute one, too.


Prince Willy, you are the 501st poster. You may have won the opportunity to pop out of a cake. See the caterer for details.

 

[Arioso]

::Cough, cough!!::

Sorry...choked on my incredulity there for a moment, sweetie.

Ahem...

I am afraid I must show the...er...proper restraint regarding your restraints, Shereads. There's some sort of intergalactic convention (not sure which, the actual Code escapes me at the moment) that prohibits me from rendering assistance in the event of a mere cry for help; you'd need to use your "safe" word

Neener neener neener

Cheers,
AriO

 

[shereads]

You're too smart for me, AriO. The truth is, this is my Halloween costume. I'm the Michelin Man.

 

[Remec]

Re: This new OOC thread lacks testosterone.

The good news is, we have plenty of male pulchritude at the actual thread (do males have pulchritude?) including...a male stripper for McKenna!
Cute one, too.


Prince Willy, you are the 501st poster. You may have won the opportunity to pop out of a cake. See the caterer for details.

Coolness<g> Are the Chinese guys handling the cake too?

 

[shereads]

Thank you for bringing testosterone to our new OOC thread, Prince Willy.

My God, ladies. Look at us. Are we not a lovely thread this evening? Remec, how shrewd of you to jump into this particular chick chat.

 

[Remec]

Thank you for bringing testosterone to our new OOC thread, Prince Willy.

My God, ladies. Look at us. Are we not a lovely thread this evening? Remec, how shrewd of you to jump into this particular chick chat.

<smile>
Hey, I do what I can when I can, y'know? Speaking of which, will be incommunicado after tonight until Sunday evening at the earliest. I'm going to a gaming convention up near DC, prolly not going to be around a computer...

Oh, and y'all are just lovely, this thread or any thread...and I'd gladly jump in whenever it's not a problem..<G>

 

[shereads]

Rhovan, you made me laugh Diet Coke through my nose. It stings!

"Jake waited patiently for Fran's answer, with the sound of carapace cracking just a faint noise in the background. The river gnomes would gorge this night."

 

[shereads]

Oops. Bumped into a cracked carapace.

 

[Arioso]

Candy Helvetica
Ahem! Although the memory makes her blush, Candy hates to see Fran shop for wedding attire at the QuickyMart when Brandy has apparently forgotten her secret adventures with Carlo in the closet where Elliot keeps his, um, souvenir collection. (Attire left behind by his dates.) Having spent three weeks' advance salary on one designer business suit and a pair of Jimmy Choo pumps, Candy has often had to borrow from the closet; she hasn't noticed a wedding dress in there, but she wouldn't be surprised if Elliot had kept one as a memento of someone's bride...There are harem outfits, Vera Wang gowns, Fredericks of Hollywood slutwear with feather boas, and showgirl outfits nicer than the ones used in the lounge show. There are crotchless body stockings, and ones with crotches. There are jeweled pasties and g-strings made out of real cubic zirconias.

There are little black dresses from Saks.
And little red latex dresses from SpankMe.com
Elliot has dated a lot!

Just so you know.

'ello 'ello!
Just moving the OT stuff in here, ducky dear....Fran likes everything to be tidily catalogued in its place -- a bookstore owner, after all (careful, she might try to rearrange Elliot's Closet of Iniquity alphabetically by designer...harem outfits under 'H', Donna Karan under 'K', Vera Wang under 'W').

Ahem right back atcha...

I didn't propose using Elliot's closet because, as may be apparent to all, Fran has NOT dated Elliot. Is Candy now opening his closet to public consumption?

Hmmm....methinks the little co-ed could get herself in a considerable amount of trouble by doing that.

Of course...perhaps Candy is looking to get punished.

At any rate...Fran will follow Brandy wherever the cosmetologist drags her...so, ball's in your court, Shereads, dear. C'mon...hit me with your best shot! I'm back, I'm rarin' to go...toss me a challenge. I'm ready to rise ....let's just not keep Jake waiting too long, or the veins in Rho's head may pop...

Cheers,
AriO/Fran

 

[shereads]

Slut.

 

[Arioso]

Oooooohhhhh....

Say it like you mean it, baby!



Ooooohhhh Sheeeee-reeeads....come out, come out, wherever you are....

Wanna play? Claws and all?

Cheers,
AriO

p.s. -- Don't think you can scare me with the dreaded dancing banana. My resolve is firmer than that...

 

[Lady_Kit]

You guys are starting to scare me...the fact that its only just starting may or may not be a good sign *note to self, schedule annual psychiatric evaluation*

So, when is this shindig gonna happen? Maybe Matilde will just go hang out in the bar or catch a show. She heard something a dance troupe, is it a cultural exchange program by any chance?

 

[shereads]

The shindig happens at the bride and groom's disgression. Paramedics have successfully used "the jaws of life" to remove Jake's unit from Fran's privates so that she can dress for the wedding; the Jello in the swimming pool has set fully, and is a lovely shade of raspberry, as are your fingernails, Lady Kit. Beware of fetishists, Matilde! At least one has been spotted checking into the hotel under the guise of a PETA investigator.