Broke my goddamned bed!!

[Homburg]

Yeah, I know, lose some weight, fat-ass.

We have a sleigh bed. I hate sleigh beds.

I can imagine the furniture designers sitting at the factory working on this bed thinking to themselves about design, and I'm fairly certain that the need to use the bed as anchor for restraints was not part of the paramteters. Well, I'm not a total idiot, so I reinforced it. Strip steel alongside the tongue and groove, and angle iron supporting the uprights where they join to the... thingy. I'm not fucking carpenter, so I don't know the term. The bottom line is that I reinforced it before ever drilling it for the eyebolts mounted along the bottom rail.

And it still fucking broke!

Sure, I'm a big cat, and we were getting energetic, but how fucking much reinforcement does it take to support a little bit of friendly grab-the-headboard-and-go anal sex?

FUCK!!

Now I'm seething mad and preparing to go to Lowes to buy some hardware. This will not be pretty.

 

[HottieMama]

Good luck in getting the bed fixed.

Perhaps it is not an issue of your weight, but an issue of quality?!?!

 

[Homburg]

Good luck in getting the bed fixed.

Perhaps it is not an issue of your weight, but an issue of quality?!?!

Quality? When I fuck, it's always quality.

 

[HottieMama]

Quality? When I fuck, it's always quality.

Not the quality i was referring to, dear Homburg

 

[catalina_francisco]

LOL, been there, done that.....my son found it rather amusing and told us he definately didn't want to know what we were doing or details!!

Catalina

 

[Homburg]

Not the quality i was referring to, dear Homburg

 

[GentleSub_Ivy]

Well dayum! Shit just isn't made to last anymore. I hope no one was injured in the process.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

Ok. Can't resist LMAO...Sorry Homburg Everyone is ok though, right?

 

[Homburg]

Well dayum! Shit just isn't made to last anymore. I hope no one was injured in the process.

Just my pride =P

Coitus interruptus by exceeding furniture design tolerances.

--

Ok. Can't resist LMAO...Sorry Homburg

*grumbles*

This thread intended solely for entertainment purposes, and no content herein should be assumed to indicate actual anger on the part of the original poster. For further disclaimer notes, please see signature of Shankara20. Thank you.

*shakes fist*

 

[VelvetDarkness]

Maybe you should invest in one of those metal framed beds that they bolt to the floor in psyche units?

Congrats on fucking the bed to death though, definite kudos. Think we should have a 'Who's broken a bed with kinky sex?' thread to celebrate what a deviant you are.

 

[LittleJade]

*giggle* Sorry, sugar, that sounds hilarious...

I'm sorry your bed broke.

 

[the captians wench]

my dream bed

 

[wicked woman]

Perhaps you might want to replace your sleigh bed with this one?



the bondage bed

 

[Homburg]

*blink*

I have never lusted so for a piece of furniture in my life.

Then again, I have a MIG welder...

 

[myinnerslut]

i broke the bed once... through TECHNICALLY it wasnt my fault

 

[intothewoods]

I actually like both of those, but especially the one wench posted. It looks really modern!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Just here to laugh at the Homburg...

 

[Homburg]

i went to vist A one weekend and the day after i left the bed broke. he still blamed it on me, saying if i hadnt come down to vist, he wouldnt have had to fuck me so hard, and the bed wouldnt have broken becuase of the extra stress. never mind that the bed broke once i was laready back in new york.

dom logic.

And he was right, too!!

In my case, I didn't blame "v". She was just laying there trying to keep her mind in one piece.

--

Just here to laugh at the Homburg...

I see how you are =P

 

[Luvkitty33]

I'm so sorry to hear about your broken bed....(hee hee ), but I hope you at least had fun breaking it!!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I see how you are =P

Well I could have acted like I felt your pain..but it would have been fake and anyway...you like me *nods*

 

[RJMasters]

Fucking stud.

I like the Mig welding idea myself. Good luck in getting things fixed up.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

my dream bed

Love the bed Wenchie

 

[Homburg]

I like the Mig welding idea myself. Good luck in getting things fixed up.

I'm gonna break out the Gorilla Glue. It's supposed to be able to work wonders. And I decided to calm down before hitting Lowes. Don't shop angry, especially when they carry power tools.

"v" saw those beds. She wants one.

 

[Homburg]

Well I could have acted like I felt your pain..but it would have been fake and anyway...you like me *nods*

*grumbles*

Taking advantage of my good nature and evil desires...

 

[graceanne]

Just here to laugh at the Homburg...

I'm here to laugh, and post a link.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=518951

I wuv you, Agie!