Brits have never heard of snipe hunting?

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Snipe hunting is a family tradition for me. Anyone have any good snipe hunting stories to share with our British friends on the board? :D

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Military Cultures Clash Over Name
By NIKO PRICE Associated Press Writer
http://news.findlaw.com/ap_stories/i/1104/5-3-2002/200205031020450311.html


KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) - The latest mission to pursue al-Qaida and Taliban fighters is drawing chuckles from American forces - not for its objective, nor for its methods, but for its name.

In a tiny case of cultures clashing, "Operation Snipe," a name chosen by Britain, fails to take into account the existence of a more jocular American tradition: the "snipe hunt."

What exactly is a snipe hunt? It depends on where you come from - or which dictionary you're reading.

Webster's defines the snipe as "any of various usually slender-billed birds" - the accepted British meaning. But The Dictionary of American Slang calls it "a nonexistent animal," and says a snipe hunt is sending out someone on a wild-goose chase.

The quest to clear up the confusion led a reporter on what at times appeared to be a snipe hunt of his own Friday.

It began with the British peacekeepers in Kabul, who were oblivious to the linguistic gaffe involved in the new operation's moniker.

"It's a game bird, a bit like pheasant," said Lt. Col. Neil Peckham of Wiltshire, England. "It would be a bird that is hunted as part of an organized shoot."

And in the United States? Capt. Bill Peoples of the U.S. Army, a native of Nashville, Tenn., stood silent for a few moments, then exploded.

"You have got to be kidding!" he bellowed, angrily waving his arm. "I'm not going to answer that question."

He said a few other things, too - less polite things - but asked that they not be published.

Then he kicked the reporter off his base.

Britain, Peoples said once he calmed down, "is a coalition partner of ours, and I don't think it's right for us to make fun of what they name their operations."

Fair enough, but the question remained.

Joe Crowley, an aid worker from Morgan Hill, Calif., had a clue: "I think it means maybe to search for something that doesn't exist?"

Maj. Steve Daugherty of Clarksville, Tenn., was more confident.

"You just send somebody to find something that doesn't exist so you can have some fun at their expense," he said.

The American Dictionary of Slang says that in a snipe hunt, "an uninitiated person is left to watch for a `snipe' ... while his supposed hunting companions, the hoaxers, leave him to discover the joke."

That's the meaning Col. Wayland Parker learned the hard way at his Jacksonville, Fla., high school.

"They took all the new guys out to the beach on a snipe hunt," he said. "Of course, not a single snipe showed up and we were left there to figure it out on our own. I waited there for a couple of hours."

Then he leaned closer.

"Believe it or not, they actually have snipes here in Afghanistan," he confided. "If you go out to the stadium, we'll herd them in to you."
 
That's the whole noub/verb thing.

I had a buddy in college who carried a snipe-hunting license. It took those teetering on the edge of disbelief and sold them full metal gullible as a rule.
 
Me thinks it's just typical for the Americans to think that because they don't know what one is, it doesn't exist.
 
There maybe a bit of cross culture here...

in Britain we say we "snipe" at something meaning we make fun of or ridicule a person.

I don't know how we got that from our more familiar use of the word as a noun meaning a long thin billed bird.

Unless the Americans brought the verb over with them during WWII and we just adopted it without question.

Has anyone thought that "Operation Snipe" isn't a mistake but a subtle example of our well known sarcastic humour? :D

:)
 
Juspar Emvan said:
Me thinks it's just typical for the Americans to think that because they don't know what one is, it doesn't exist.

Oh come now. Play nice.

Honestly, I don't know how or where the whole thing started but a snipe hunt is a silly traditional rite-of-passage sort of thing more than anything else. I was told (along with my sister and a variety of cousins) that a snipe is a bird (so see, we DO know what they are, so there! :p ) and we were sent to the edge of a wood just outside of town and given cloth bags to hold with a lit flashlight inside. Our older cousins and uncles said to squat down holding the bags open and they'd "herd" the birds towards us. The birds were supposedly attracted to light and would run into our bags which we were to close the instant they were inside.

There's a whole series of rather ridiculous photos of a string of us squatting in the tall grass holding our bags of light. The lights served the purpose of illuminating us in the dark to make the photos clear yet oddly shadowed.

We got no birds, but I did get a good dose of chigger bites in my unmentionable regions.
 
I rather like the concept of a snipe hunt...

defined the American way.

I can imagine it would be a source of some real fun and embarrassing memories in years to come.

Now who can I send out to look for someting that doesn't exist?

:D
 
The snipe (Gallinago gallinago)

....well camouflaged....mottled brown and black........generally gregarious.....tends to keep to cover but also feeds quite openly when not alarmed......If disturbed, flies off with pronounced zigzagging.....produces bleating sound.......

Give a medal to the guy who dreamed up that codename for the alqaeda.

The zigzagging flight as they shoot up out of the rushes as I sink in up to my knees, gun wafting, is my excuse as to why I have never tried the delicacy of snipe on toast.

Although how you can eat any bird who's bill is longer than it's body defeats me.
 
Lovely av Myrrdin!

I expect nearly every culture has its quests for the non-existent. The marvellous thing is how difficult it is to prove that something doesn't exist. In Scotland we know that with Nessie. People have been on a wild herring hunt for it for years.
 
We don't hunt Snipe, we chase Wild Geese when we are rushing about chasing hopelessly after the uncatchable.
Of course, according to Lewis Carrol, (or was it Edward Lear?) it is possible to hunt a Snark.
Maybe it's another reformed american spelling.
 
Juspar Emvan said:
Me thinks it's just typical for the Americans to think that because they don't know what one is, it doesn't exist.

Actually we're more than aware of it. What the Britishers refer to as a snipe, is called a "woodcock" over here. The two species being virtually indistinguishable.

But a 'snipe hunt', as you can see, has a whole different menaing over here.

Ishmael
 
Ishmael said:


What the Britishers refer to as a snipe, is called a "woodcock" over here. The two species being virtually indistinguishable.

Ishmael
British 'cocks are twice the size of American ones then.
 
I don't think Capt. Peoples has been a Boy Scout. It's standard summer camp fare...
 
Myrrdin said:

British 'cocks are twice the size of American ones then.

The primary reason for that is that the British males use magnifying glasses. :D

Ishmael
 
Juspar Emvan said:
Me thinks it's just typical for the Americans to think that because they don't know what one is, it doesn't exist.

Mig and Juspar- I said Brits didn't know what snipe HUNTING is, not that they didn't know what a snipe is! :D

That's part of the game. When someone you are taking on a snipe hunt insists there is no such thing, you haul out a picture of one, or look up the definition, to prove that snipes exists. Proving that snipe exist is far different though than proving that standing in the middle of nowhere with a brown paper grocery bag and a flashlight to light the entrance for the snipe to run into the bag will actually work!

I was probably about 10 myself when relatives tried to send me on a snipe hunt at night in an empty corn field with a huge group of kids. I was part of the group who was supposed to run around and chase the snipes into the bag. Coming from a hunting family, I thought the distant relative asking us to do this was off his rocker. Instead of running through the fields chasing snipe, I ran back to the house to wait for the crazy people.

I did pull this trick from the other point of view though, many years later. I had college graduates snipe hunting in a public park at about midnight while I literally was ROTFLMAO!!!
 
sigh said:

Honestly, I don't know how or where the whole thing started but a snipe hunt is a silly traditional rite-of-passage sort of thing more than anything else. I was told (along with my sister and a variety of cousins) that a snipe is a bird (so see, we DO know what they are, so there! :p ) and we were sent to the edge of a wood just outside of town and given cloth bags to hold with a lit flashlight inside. Our older cousins and uncles said to squat down holding the bags open and they'd "herd" the birds towards us. The birds were supposedly attracted to light and would run into our bags which we were to close the instant they were inside.

Exactly! The only variation we have in our family is that someone holds the bag open and someone else shines the flashlight on the entrance to the bag so the snipe can see it to run inside. Paper bags work in a pinch when cloth bags aren't available.
 
A Snipe hunt east texas style

I was raised way back in the sticks (woods, forrest) and my family for all of their faults have a sense of humor. I had heard snipe hunting stories from my parents, grandparents as well as from aunts and uncles.

One of my younger brothers and myself were hanging out, shooting pool (billiards) at a skating rink several miles out of the nearst town where we lived, where the young folk hung out.

Some of the older boys there started talking up a snipe hunt.
My brother and i exchanged glances, smiled, and started talking it up also. Why, yes we had been snipe hunting! You mean you have never been snipe hunting? At your age? I asked, Shaking my head slowly from side to side with a suprised, Then mournful expression.

Man you guys don't know what you have been missing! And on a night like this, Why those mean little bastards will be running everywhere!

You mean snipes are real? the victims asked. Damn right!, They are real said one boy raising up his britches leg to show a scar about an inch and a half long.
I got that because my buddy hauled ass on me (ran off) when we had a bunch cornered in an old barn. They get mean if you corner them with no way out!, It's better to trick them into going into a tow sack. (burlap bag like coffee is shipped in)

It was the older boys story so we made it up as we went along.
By the time we had those four little fuckers out in the middle of nowhere, Marched deep in the woods and turned around so bad
( lost beyond hope) they were so excited and frightened they were trembling!
We gave one a flashlight (electric battery powered torch), one a tow sack, one a whistle to attract the snipe close enough to see the flashlight and the other a club just in case the little bastards turned mean.

The rest of us had some pot and pans and went out to round up some snipe and herd them to the waiting boys.

Them was some mad sons of bitches!:D
 
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Damned Brit Wankers like to giggle over major cruelty. Snipe hunting is a cruel joke perpetrated on one by one's so-called friends and relatives.

The actual snipe aren't generally considered game birds and you can't get a hunting license to shoot them.

My hubby's sister and her evil get took me out on a snipe hunt. They told me the StudMuffin would bust his buttons if I caught one. I knew snipes existed, and in that part of the country as well, so I didn't think anything of it. They said that I'd hold the net while they beat the bushes. Ha. Bitches beat a retreat and left me out there.

El Stud eventually came and got me. He said, and I quote, "I can't believe you fell for that."

I didn't speak to him for a week nor allow him to the gates of heaven for six months. I was out in the middle of nowhere for about 6 hours and I didn't really know how to get home, either. I figured that if I moved, I'd get lost.


Americans react very badly to snipes because we've often been the butt of a snipe hunting joke.

http://www.snipehunting.com
 
I'm sorry to hear that KM. i'm trying not to smile or laugh or snicker can i grin?
 
I left this thread four hours ago to visit some friends...

It was such a pleasant thread.

A happy thread.

And so interesting I mentioned to my friends and we had a little discussion about the origins of snipe, snipe hunting and sniping at.

It was pleasant.

I come back and I find "bitch", "fool", "idiot" and other signs that an all out war had broken out whilst I was away.

Can't I leave you people alone. Even for a moment.

How do you expect me to solve the Palestine-Israeli mess if you keep me tied down on Lit all the time...

:rolleyes:
:p
 
Re: I left this thread four hours ago to visit some friends...

p_p_man said:
I come back and I find "bitch", "fool", "idiot" and other signs that an all out war had broken out whilst I was away.

Pssst... were you out drinking, by any chance? :p

And had any of your Brit friends ever heard about snipe hunting before or is the article I posted correct?
 
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