Britney Spears: "I Take It Up The Ass"

[alexander tzara]

Quote from an interview in Q magazine:

"I like everything in its proper place. I'm very anal like that..."

I think it was maybe a bit cheeky of Q to blow that up as their lead quote.



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[Dixon Carter Lee]

Cheeky. Good. Thanks.

 

[alexander tzara]

Elsewhere in the interview she admits to drinking hot chocolate and to once having "two or three" alcoholic drinks. I guess that might be why Q blew up the anal quote.

 

[Guest]

that would explain her songs......I'm not that innocent or do it to me one more time.

i know i would fuck her in the ass if i had a chance and do her one more time.

 

[*Lazer*]

That explains the song "I'm a slave for you".

 

[Isabella Thorne]

yea really ... i don't get that whole Britney thing ...

i mean "i'm a slut ... i'm a virgin" .... for god's sake woman ... make up your mind ... lmao ... hey i guess that's why she bonds with Madonna so well ... same schtick ... lol ....

she is supposed to be living with Justin Timberlake and she claims she is a virgin? what's up with that? Justin must be gay, eh?

... and that is a very cheeky quote, you cheeky monkey!

 

[alexander tzara]

Britney on her virginity:

Q: You've said that you'll preserve your virginity until you're married. Do the other guys in N'Sync tease Justin about it?

BS (interesting initials): No, they're gentlemen.

Q: You and Justin are young and in love. You must be tempted...

BS: If you love each other, you can work it out.

Q: Justin is at his sexual peak. He must be going out of his mind.

BS: You're a funny cookie!

Q: So, how is the virginity going?.

BS: Sweetie - our time's up.

 

[Purple Haze]

I'm pretty certain this whole virginity thing is part of a well devised marketing plan, how else do you think they'll be able to sell the wedding, reception and wedding night on pay-per-view? Sort of an arranged wedding, lots of stuff to sell on ebay.

They're keeping it quiet that she was already gang-banged by the founding members of KISS. Of course, it was videoed (They kept the make-up on, and the boots), and that basement tape will surface at it's peak interest.

That's Entertainment.

 

[Mayra]

What a joke.....

Britney Spears, a virgin? ROTFLAOhttp://www.plauder-smilies.de/biggrinflip.gif

Which hole are we talking about?

 

[tmuyo]

Re: What a joke.....

Britney Spears, a virgin? ROTFLAOhttp://www.plauder-smilies.de/biggrinflip.gif

Which hole are we talking about?

seiously

maybe her ear holes or her nose holes....and as far as i know you can;t be skull fucked and live or have two eyes intact, so i guess that ones out.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

The real question...

Is Britney a virgin?
Is Britney a slut?
Is Britney...

How about this one...Who gives a fuck? Sex is just sex, and if she fucks, she's not fucking me...that makes it none of my business...

 

[alexander tzara]

I don't give a hairy iguana's left testicle either way. I just wanted to print that "anal" quote cause I've been commissioned by Laurel & Manu to raise public awareness on the issue.

 

[Siren]

Ah Alex, does that mean that you are Literotica's official

 

[alexander tzara]

Well, Siren, far be it from me to suggest my ass is of a divine origin, but the Sun does have to pay a toll every time it passes through my lower colon.

(Eee-ewe! That was a bit gross, wasn't it?)

 

[Siren]

Let me ask ya this Sir Alex

 

[alexander tzara]

How does the Sun pass your lower colon?

You want me to make a gag about "first left after Uranus...", don't you? Well, I wouldn't stoop so low!

(hee hee hee)

 

[Siren]

Damn.............

 

[Svedish_Chef]

If we go first left past uranus we hit a lazer.

Now it really does shine out of hers....

 

[alexander tzara]

Yup, and it's only me that gets to see the Full *Lazer* Show. But we'll send ya the edited highlights, Chefster.

 

[*Lazer*]

Yes Siren, he really does have an ass made for admiring. Makes the drunken lassies try to paw their way over to survey that tight prime cut. Hee hee

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I'll take it all in... and out... and in... and out...

Oh I can film too, think she'd make a page 3 girl?

 

[alexander tzara]

Look, everybody - the Goddess *Lazer* has decided to grace us with the sparkly brilliance of her divine bunz!

Yayyyyyyyy!

 

[Siren]

I simply LOVE the prime cuts of beef