Britney Spears Begging For a Spanking

Well....

I'll volunteer to administer that spanking.

And.....

By the way - you could use one yerself.

How's yer teeth?
 
I actually heard this (with all the bad words bleeped) on a local radio station here. You have to read the words and imagine a truly bratty sounding Valley girl tone.

Out of context it sounds awful, but it's just typical backstage ranting. Nothing awful. And it sounds like she jsut wanted to give a good show, and was concerned about how the crowd was being treated.

I've said much worse backstage, and wasn't really mad at anyone. You're pumped, you're ready to go, and the band isn't fucking vamping, so you blurt something out. No big deal.

Still, if you hear the recording, she DOES sound dumb.
 
What? Like you never said the word "retarted" when you 18?

Poor Britney. I feel bad for her. Maybe I should be the one to spank her since I'm so, ya know, empathetic and all. Maybe my hand will linger just a touch too long. Maybe a finger will slip under the panty crotch and brush a tiny wisp of hair.

"So sorry, Britney. It was an accident. Oops! I did it again..." *wiggle, wiggle, insert* "Hey, you're not so inncoent after all. Are you?"
 
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