British bloke with time on his hands...

[WullieUK]

Putting this out there. I'm single again and want to get back into the flirting game.

Nothing heavy, I'm creative and do some writing for a living but there's work and there's play. And it's time to play.

Hence I'm happy and willing to write intimate stories for those ladies who'd like to have something engaging to read on a quiet afternoon/on the train home.

I can offer politeness, quirkiness and the occasional cheesy joke.

Not expecting a glut of PMs but will respond sincerely to any brave ladies.

 

[Mockingjay]

Quick, can anyone tell her to PM him!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2012/8/29/1346255801203/Princess-Merida-in-Brave-010.jpg

 

[WullieUK]

Hah.

I was going to tell you about my Scottish roots but it disney matter now...

 

[quietlylooking]

Hah.

I was going to tell you about my Scottish roots but it disney matter now...

That pun is so cleverly bad that this thread deserves a bump...

 

[WullieUK]

Ah cheers, Quietly!

Thought that one had gone over most people's heads.

Your avatar reminds me of an English lesson we had in school:


Teacher: "There's different kinds of essays. Narrative, reflective...
My pal Ben: "Like 'Alice Through the Looking Glass?'

Guess you had to be there, I suppose.

 

[WullieUK]

Coming back to Lit after a long break. Quite forgotten I'd posted this

I guess this might be classed a hopeful bump, too

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[iris3456]

Now, that's what I call a breakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 

[WullieUK]

What do you enjoy writing about?

Things.

I'd like the lady to give me a scenario and a few hints and I'd take it from there.

I guess I enjoy making it unique and personal.

 

[WullieUK]

Now, that's what I call a breakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Well, if Twin Peaks can do it...

 

[iris3456]

Didn't hear about any comeback........smh

 

[WullieUK]

Didn't hear about any comeback........smh

It's definitely a thing. Twin Peaks, I mean.

Unless something's flown way over my head?

 

[iris3456]

hmm , thought you were discussing an old TV show..........guess it's over my head now

 

[WullieUK]

hmm , thought you were discussing an old TV show..........guess it's over my head now

I was

It's really a thing: http://www.inquisitr.com/4209408/twin-peaks-2017-mystery-casting-choices-and-strange-filming-locations-keep-fans-guessing/

Coming soon. The show, not me