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Why British universities must teach toilet training to students




DAILYKENN.com -- Many students matriculating at British universities don't know how to use Western toilets.

Before they can learn engineering, calculus, or other fields of study, they must first earn a master's degree is proper pooping.

The University of Sheffield, for example, has posting instructions in school loos and printed instructions sheets.

From dailymail.co.uk:


The signs explain basic toilet techniques, such as: 'Do not put toilet paper on the floor' and 'put toilet paper in the toilet bowl and flush.'

Some also demonstrate the rules through graphics.

One card, shows students how to sit on the toilet and urges them not to stand on the seat as it reads: 'Please leave this toilet as you wish to find it. No standing on seats.'

This image was posted on the 'Spotted: University of Sheffield' page under the caption: 'SPOTTED: We really needed this advice?'

The post received hundreds of responses and the seriousness of the signs was questioned by disbelieving students.

One person commented: 'Please tell me this was made by a student as a joke.'


 
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Members were able to vote for one of 10 countries including the UK, Russia, America, Germany and Italy.

Britain came out top as half voted it as their chosen destination.

Also on the list were Denmark, the Netherlands, Spain, Australia and New Zealand.

In the chilling Twitter post, an account claiming to be an ISIS-affiliated news agency warned that the terror group will form its own ‘state’ in London.

Some might argue they already have.
 
FAIL, BRITANNIA: UK man arrested for tweeting.

The Metropolitan police confirmed that a 46-year-old man had been arrested on Wednesday evening in Croydon on suspicion of inciting racial hatred via social media.

He is understood to be Matthew Doyle, a partner at a south London-based talent and PR agency, who tweeted earlier in the day: “I confronted a Muslim women [sic] yesterday in croydon. I asked her to explain Brussels. She said “Nothing to do with me” a mealy mouthed reply.”

The comments, which followed Tuesday’s bomb attacks at Brussels airport and on the city’s metro system, were later deleted but sparked a furious response from other users of Twitter.

Doyle comes across as a jerk, but that’s no crime.
 
some would see it as a fair cop, we like cunts hence we have a special relationship with team cuntistan aka usOFa.

move along, as stan Laurel would say.
 
at least do your research (or some research...)
https://tompride.wordpress.com


FAIL, BRITANNIA: UK man arrested for tweeting.

The Metropolitan police confirmed that a 46-year-old man had been arrested on Wednesday evening in Croydon on suspicion of inciting racial hatred via social media.

He is understood to be Matthew Doyle, a partner at a south London-based talent and PR agency, who tweeted earlier in the day: “I confronted a Muslim women [sic] yesterday in croydon. I asked her to explain Brussels. She said “Nothing to do with me” a mealy mouthed reply.”

The comments, which followed Tuesday’s bomb attacks at Brussels airport and on the city’s metro system, were later deleted but sparked a furious response from other users of Twitter.

Doyle comes across as a jerk, but that’s no crime.
 
your point is what?

schmuck

the guy is a dickhead, much like yourself. what kind of pr consultant fucks up on such a grand scale?

oh and churchill was a tory cunt, made to look good by the blood spilt by socialists. his record in the first world war doesnt make him look so cool.....hope that clarifies my point.
 
the guy is a dickhead, much like yourself. what kind of pr consultant fucks up on such a grand scale?

oh and churchill was a tory cunt, made to look good by the blood spilt by socialists. his record in the first world war doesnt make him look so cool.....hope that clarifies my point.

fucking asshole

you think THAT was the point?

ISIS yourself!
 
Why British universities must teach toilet training to students




DAILYKENN.com -- Many students matriculating at British universities don't know how to use Western toilets.

Before they can learn engineering, calculus, or other fields of study, they must first earn a master's degree is proper pooping.

The University of Sheffield, for example, has posting instructions in school loos and printed instructions sheets.

From dailymail.co.uk:


The signs explain basic toilet techniques, such as: 'Do not put toilet paper on the floor' and 'put toilet paper in the toilet bowl and flush.'

Some also demonstrate the rules through graphics.

One card, shows students how to sit on the toilet and urges them not to stand on the seat as it reads: 'Please leave this toilet as you wish to find it. No standing on seats.'

This image was posted on the 'Spotted: University of Sheffield' page under the caption: 'SPOTTED: We really needed this advice?'

The post received hundreds of responses and the seriousness of the signs was questioned by disbelieving students.

One person commented: 'Please tell me this was made by a student as a joke.'



My ex worked (works) for Disney in Orlando. Many of the foreign youth were shitting in the bathtubs at the resorts. So Disney instituted classes for certain groups on how to shit properly.

I have no problem believing the report.

Ishmael
 
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yet they

bring MOAR in
 
In Britain, Ethnic Pakistani Father Forbidden From Taking Son Into Christian Buildings
This story should clear up any lingering doubts as to whose side authorities in Britainistan take in the 1,400-year-old struggle between Christianity and Islam:

A British father has been banned from taking his son to a church after the boy’s Muslim mother won a controversial court order preventing the boy from attending.

The father – a non-practising Muslim who has forged close connections to his local Christian community and is divorced from the boy’s mother – has been warned that he could be denied access to the nine-year-old if he attempts to take him to church or to a leisure centre it runs.

Now the father, who was born in the UK to Pakistani parents, is challenging the ruling made by District Judge [Sue] Williscroft at Derby County Court earlier this month. …

‘This judge is simply scared of being branded Islamophobic,’ he said. ‘I want my son to have a balanced life in which he is exposed to different faiths and can make up his own mind about which, if any, religion he follows. …

‘If I don’t show him other types of life he will become just like a dumb sheep. I want him to see and learn about different cultures.’

Sorry, exposure to local culture would be a violation of multicultural principles. It could lead to assimilation, which is clearly not on the official agenda.

The father, unnamed for legal reasons, doesn’t want his son to undergo the same brainwashing he went through himself:

‘He is being fed the same lies I was as a child and I want better for him. This judge was so busy being politically correct that she has ignored the influence of myself as a loving father. I am terrified that he will stop wanting to see me because of his indoctrination. …

‘I was taught that Christians were heartless and immoral, that only Muslims have a peaceful faith and all others are evil. It was only when I began mixing with Christians that I learned this was nonsense.’

Once the parents led a Western lifestyle. But then the darkness pulled one of them back…

[H]is Pakistani-born wife turned to the Muslim faith after her father’s death in 2007, when her mother told her that because he had not adhered to his faith he was in Hell, and would remain there unless she became a devout Muslim.

She began attending a madrasa – an Islamic place of learning – wearing a hijab and shunning the couple’s Christian friends. She left her husband in 2013, taking their son with her. The couple divorced last year.

The boy lives with his mother but sees his father every other weekend. ‘After my divorce, the Christian community embraced me,’ the man said.

‘They run many activities my son enjoys so I go to the church and would like to take my son.

‘But when his mother found out, she applied to the court and won the order which prevents the boy being taken to any Christian building.’

Needless to say, no one is forbidden from taking children into Muslim buildings.

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