Bring your problems to RastaPope

[RastaPope]

And I shall tell you how to solve them.


C'mon, don't be shy.

 

[Moi]

What if RastaPope is our problem?

 

[RastaPope]

What if RastaPope is our problem?

Then you're simply bound for hell, dollface.

 

[phrodeau]

Here's my problem: Gravity is too strong. It's too much work to get off my butt.

 

[aaron697]

Etiquette

When I eat corn on the cob, some gets stuck between my teeth. When guests are over, is it rude to pick my teeth with a steak knife?

 

[Kitte]

I was just told "just keep in mind what scum all men are at one point or another and try not to be too hurt" Is this true? Should I just stick with women? Should I become celibate? Come on Rasta pope! give me the goods!

Also if you know the question of life I would appreciate it.

 

[RastaPope]

Here's my problem: Gravity is too strong. It's too much work to get off my butt.

I suggest rigging up a pulley system. That or buy some slave girls to do everything for you.

NEXT!

 

[RastaPope]

Re: Etiquette

When I eat corn on the cob, some gets stuck between my teeth. When guests are over, is it rude to pick my teeth with a steak knife?

Nope. Appearance is everything in the eyes of the Lord.

 

[RastaPope]

I was just told "just keep in mind what scum all men are at one point or another and try not to be too hurt" Is this true? Should I just stick with women? Should I become celibate? Come on Rasta pope! give me the goods!

Also if you know the question of life I would appreciate it.

If you chose to stick with women, remember, either a man must be present to watch, or pictures/video must be taken so men can view it, or it's a sin. Lesbians were put on Earth to please the male population. And we wouldn't want that delectable rack to burn forever in the the pits of hell, now would we?

The question of life? Perhaps you mean the underlying reason for life, and that I can tell you. The reason is that God is playing us like the Sims on his massive Heavenly PC.

 

[Kitte]

No the answer to life the universe and everything is 42...what is the question?

 

[RastaPope]

No the answer to life the universe and everything is 42...what is the question?

God just told me to let you know that it's a blasphemous question, but if you seek it that you should flash the mailman.

 

[phrodeau]

I suggest rigging up a pulley system. That or buy some slave girls to do everything for you.

NEXT!

Could you link me up with some slave girls? I mean, you're the head of a major world religion; you must know a few addresses.

 

[RastaPope]

Could you link me up with some slave girls? I mean, you're the head of a major world religion; you must know a few addresses.

Try LA. Lots of whores in LA out for a quick buck.

 

[alexandraaah]

I have a question.

 

[RastaPope]

Yes, my child?

 

[riff]

My kitten is taking over my life. If I don't sleep when she does, she wakes me up anyway.

What should I do? Lock her out? Put her on ignore?

I love my kitty! Help!

No, I don't want a lobotomy.

 

[alexandraaah]

I'm not sure what to do about...anything.

That, and I can't seem to do my homework.

 

[RastaPope]

My kitten is taking over my life. If I don't sleep when she does, she wakes me up anyway.

What should I do? Lock her out? Put her on ignore?

I love my kitty! Help!

No, I don't want a lobotomy.

I have dealt with this. Just wait until she comes down with the 'nighttime crazies'. You'll find out. Heh.

For now, just grin and bear it. Perhaps sit down with your kitten and explain the situation. She may understand. If not, hey, you got the kitten.

 

[RastaPope]

I'm not sure what to do about...anything.

That, and I can't seem to do my homework.

Drop out of the school and join a circus, or become a travelling minstrel.

 

[alexandraaah]

Drop out of the school and join a circus, or become a travelling minstrel.

No.

 

[RastaPope]

No.

To deny the RastaPope is to deny heaven itself.

This is your last warning.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

allright rasta peep this. i made this really cool thread for hot girls who want to fuck me. but cause im so hot from all the weightlifting and running i do all these fags want me. i cant get rid of them either i tell them im going to beat them up and they still keep posting. they are taking away from all the hot chicks who want to lick my balls. how do i get rid of them?

 

[alexandraaah]

To deny the RastaPope is to deny heaven itself.

This is your last warning.

You sound worried.

 

[RastaPope]

allright rasta peep this. i made this really cool thread for hot girls who want to fuck me. but cause im so hot from all the weightlifting and running i do all these fags want me. i cant get rid of them either i tell them im going to beat them up and they still keep posting. they are taking away from all the hot chicks who want to lick my balls. how do i get rid of them?

Run for congress. Win. Run for President. Win. Banish musicals and lube. They won't like you anymore.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Run for congress. Win. Run for President. Win. Banish musicals and lube. They won't like you anymore.

i wont be able to become president for another 18 years? do you have any quicker solutions?

allthough becoming president would get me a lot of hot intern snatch......