Bring Back the Hookers I'm Coming Home

Dixon Carter Lee

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Don't you hate going home, and seeing all the changes? It feels sort of sacrilegious, doesn't it? How dare they not preserve the place as a shrine to your memory?

I haven't really been back to New York since it got all cleaned up, so I'm very curious what home looks like now. I'm leaving Friday for five days, and staying at a hotel in Midtown, just blocks away from any one of four apartments I had in the Hell's Kitchen neighborhood over the years.

I wonder if the same local loonies are still there? There was a pathetic creature who used to stand outside Carnegie Hall singing Opera, about as well as Bill Murray would sing Opera, hoping for money. There was the woman in the 42nd Street station who'd chant "Spare some change? Spare a Quarter? Spare some change? Spare a Quarter? Spare some change? Spare a Quarter? Spare some change? Spare a Quarter?" for hours on end. There was the Homeless Giant, a real Viking looking guy, who walked menacingly from one end of Times Square to the other all day. There was the old woman who shopped on 8th who was permanently bent over like an upside-down "U" and dragged her groceries behind her in a carboard box she pulled with a string. And a host of others that I'm sure are gone, or dead, or pushed out of the newly tourist friendly Times Square to fend for themselves in Chelsea, Herald Square or, God forbid, Hoboken.

Of course, in New York, it's just plain stupid to expect things to stay the same. New York is the city that they're never quite finished building. Even while I lived there the stores, people and buildins would come and go with alarming frequency. I was there BEFORE the giant Times Square hotels like the Marriott came in, before they tore down half a dozen old Broadway Theatres, before Ninth Avenue got all trendy, before graffiti-proof subway cars, before Ed Koch, even. I suppose if I was able to deal with the burning down of Jimmy Rays, my favorite bar on 8th, I can deal with The Lion King.

And the best things never really change. I get in around 10pm. First thing I'm gonna' do is get me a slice, jump on the A train to West 4th, visit a few Village comedy haunts and make sure my damn picture is still on the wall. Then it's a sesame bagel and cream cheese in the morning, with a walk through Central Park to check out the ice skaters. Later a stroll down 5th (absolutley requisite in December), a quick homage to the Tree, and maybe some shopping for my kids at FAO Schwartz.

Anyone going home for the holidays? What's the worst change in your town?
 
Roads

Those long black things horseless carriages travel on? My grandparents have one now. Dammit, I hate change.
 
Things being as weird as they are here...

On this board, not here in NYC - AND - only of course you so desire - AND - only if'n yer schedule permits.....

E-mail me for my work number. I work a hundred paces from FAO's back door on Madison.

I'm much more normal than you'd expect. Don't be afraid.

Spark.

PS - bringin' my older guys up the week between the holiday's.
 
Sparks -- LOL I'm sure you're normal.

Sure

It's not that I don't want to meet any of you, I do, and you're definitely on my list, Sparky, but ask anyone, I truly do have a phobia about who I am here not mixing with who I am there (i.e. RL).

Maybe one day for a Christmas present I'll post a photo of myself or something. Of course, the next day I'll have to move to a Tahitian Island for fear of XxplorHer or some other nutcase knocking on my door.

Thanks for the offer, Sparks.
 
You make sure you help out all those NY hookers. Otherwise, we will get all our ugly girls back in Indiana.
 
oh no Ron dear ... that's hookers ... not hossiers ...

oh you meant hooker hossiers?? .... lol ... ;)
 
Dixon and Nitelight

Great stuff, guys. Too funny!

You two would make a great comedy team.

Lemme play around with this marquis... tinker, hammer, screw

Ladies and Gentlemen, here to light up your 'nites' may I present...

"R DCL "

Who let the vowels out? Who Who Who?
 
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