(brief) Explanation of my new title
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shadowsource
A Flash In The Pain
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A new sarcophagus?
happy happy!
happy happy!
Oliver Clozoff
SirRealism
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Whoa, time is going backwards. Far out...
getting a beaver for Christmas, Never? What else would a young lesbian want?
(that was way too easy)
getting a beaver for Christmas, Never? What else would a young lesbian want?
(that was way too easy)
Laurel
Kitty Mama
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Wynona got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows him off to all her friends.
One day you know that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex, was a Texan out of New Orleans,
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars,
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver,
So he tought he'd take himself a peek.
But the Beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week
(And a half)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said, "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch,
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occured to her she might have a porcupine
And she shows him off to all her friends.
One day you know that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex, was a Texan out of New Orleans,
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars,
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver,
So he tought he'd take himself a peek.
But the Beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week
(And a half)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said, "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch,
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occured to her she might have a porcupine
Problem Child
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My Name Is Mud
My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is mud and it's always been
'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
>From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine
Six foort two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell
My name is Mud
My name is Mud, but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
That's long for Mud so I've been told
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold
I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud
My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is mud and it's always been
'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
>From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine
Six foort two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell
My name is Mud
My name is Mud, but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
That's long for Mud so I've been told
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold
I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud
Laurel
Kitty Mama
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and my favorite...
Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say "El solo number one"
With a bocephus sticker
On his 442 he'd light 'em up
Just for fun
Captain Pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine #3
I'll be a wealthy man when I get
A dime for all the things that
Man taught to me
Captain Pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw that they
Made him retire at the age of 65
Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.
Jerry was a race car driver
And he drove so goddamned fast
He never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say "El solo number one"
With a bocephus sticker
On his 442 he'd light 'em up
Just for fun
Captain Pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine #3
I'll be a wealthy man when I get
A dime for all the things that
Man taught to me
Captain Pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
It stuck in his craw that they
Made him retire at the age of 65
Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
Had too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.
Svedish_Chef
On Walkabout
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I cant be fucked looking for em
"Come on mr Krinkle, tell me why....."
or DMV
"Come on mr Krinkle, tell me why....."
or DMV
