BrideGate...

[Fala]

Well, that's what the major news channel flashed across the screen!

I leaned in toward the TV expecting some horrific story about a man who dropped his newly-wed off a bridge.

Then, they brought up Christie.

Dammit, they need to hire better News typographers.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Well, that's what the major news channel flashed across the screen!

I leaned in toward the TV expecting some horrific story about a man who dropped his newly-wed off a bridge.

Then, they brought up Christie.

Dammit, they need to hire better News typographers.

next will come a reality tv show called "Bridgezilla" bro.

Stew

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Well, that's what the major news channel flashed across the screen!

I leaned in toward the TV expecting some horrific story about a man who dropped his newly-wed off a bridge.

Then, they brought up Christie.

Christie threw his wife off a bridge? Damn. And we thought it was going to be tough for Trump to win an election.

 

[Ms_Ann]

American Gastric Bypass Horror Story

 

[Hypoxia]

I threw my bride off a bridge at night
I really thought everything would be allright
Then the FBI came knocking 'round my door
Now I'd better go hide in Dunsmuir

chorus:
Werewolves to the left of me, vampires to the right
Volcanoes up above me and I've got the turkey blight

We had sex before the wedding; doesn't everyone?
Her sister and mother were special fun
Her little brother wasn't too bad either
But I had to run when she offered me her father

(chorus)

Guys, d'ya wonder why she wears white
When she's already pulled trains all night
And your best friend is a genetic donor
Might as well go back to Arizona

(chorus)

I threw my bride off the Glen Canyon bridge
Y'oughta have seen the splash she made
Swept away down the Grand Canyon
Who could have a better afternoon?

(chorus)

 

[Fala]

Christie threw his wife off a bridge? Damn. And we thought it was going to be tough for Trump to win an election.

Hahaha! Is this how rumors get started?

 

[Fala]

I threw my bride off a bridge at night
I really thought everything would be allright
Then the FBI came knocking 'round my door
Now I'd better go hide in Dunsmuir

chorus:
Werewolves to the left of me, vampires to the right
Volcanoes up above me and I've got the turkey blight

We had sex before the wedding; doesn't everyone?
Her sister and mother were special fun
Her little brother wasn't too bad either
But I had to run when she offered me her father

(chorus)

Guys, d'ya wonder why she wears white
When she's already pulled trains all night
And your best friend is a genetic donor
Might as well go back to Arizona

(chorus)

I threw my bride off the Glen Canyon bridge
Y'oughta have seen the splash she made
Swept away down the Grand Canyon
Who could have a better afternoon?

(chorus)

I LOVE this, Hypoxia!!!! Please grace me with the name of the band that produced this!

Heck, I s'pose I can look it up myself! However, thank you for the best damned lyrics I've seen in ages!

How haunting!

muahhhh!