Breast augmentation surgery seems expensive

[LukkyKnight]

So I've decided to start signing my posts in a confusing way. It's even cheaper than Absinthe.




Freya
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[bknight2602]

I don't think she needs any augmentation.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

every girl needs to be augmented

 

[LukkyKnight]

every girl needs to be augmented

Son, you show just how inexperienced and naive you are with comments like that.

 

[Sillyman]

I like my women to be augmented, preferably with a shoulder mounted laser cannon.

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Son, you show just how inexperienced and naive you are with comments like that.

old dusty fart you juts showed how old you are you may like saggy tits cause youve got a small cock and youre insecure but scotty likes em nice and firm and thats the way it should be

 

[LukkyKnight]

Aside from your projections about my anatomy, I will assure you that there are women well past 40 who do not sag. Get out and see the world, grasshopper, you're missing a lot with your attitudes so fossilized at such a young age.

 

[Freya]

Ahem...33, and barely sagging. And that's with one kid.

 

[Shadowann2]

I don't care how expensive they are, I want 'em! I had 3 kids in 4 years and frankly, they sucked the life out of my breasts! I just want them perked up a bit; nothing huge!

 

[Star of Penumbra]

I like my women to be augmented, preferably with a shoulder mounted laser cannon.

I prefer hidden fingertip flamethrowers.

 

[bknight2602]

Ahem...33, and barely sagging. And that's with one kid.

From what I've seen yes! mmmmmmmmm

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Aside from your projections about my anatomy, I will assure you that there are women well past 40 who do not sag. Get out and see the world, grasshopper, you're missing a lot with your attitudes so fossilized at such a young age.

then go ahead and fuck the old biotches who cant do better than your wrinkled balls

 

[Sillyman]

I prefer hidden fingertip flamethrowers.

Great for roasting marshmellows.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I realize you think it's leet to misspell bitch, at least I assume that's deliberate

then go ahead and fuck the old biotches who cant do better than your wrinkled balls

Can't you at least come up with a good, creative insult?

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Re: I realize you think it's leet to misspell bitch, at least I assume that's deliberate

Can't you at least come up with a good, creative insult?

i dont have to when you make yourself look stupid all the time

 

[Ladybird]

Aside from your projections about my anatomy, I will assure you that there are women well past 40 who do not sag. Get out and see the world, grasshopper, you're missing a lot with your attitudes so fossilized at such a young age.

Thank you Lukky...

I'm 48 and relatively sagless, even though I breast fed both of my babies.

I guess it's all of the manipulation over the years that's helped..

 

[Pyper]

I'd get fake boobies if they didn't look like someone had shoved cantaloupes under my skin.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'd get fake boobies if they didn't look like someone had shoved cantaloupes under my skin.

Aw, there's more to it than the shapes they feed the adolescents to get them to buy porn, ya know? Unfortunately, it does seem to warp the opinions of a few, at least in the short term. But when you can barely talk your way out of a wet paper bag your experience with exposed breasts is limited to a fairly predictable shape (as we see being demonstrated this evening.)

 

[HighSchoolJock]

Aw, there's more to it than the shapes they feed the adolescents to get them to buy porn, ya know? Unfortunately, it does seem to warp the opinions of a few, at least in the short term. But when you can barely talk your way out of a wet paper bag your experience with exposed breasts is limited to a fairly predictable shape (as we see being demonstrated this evening.)

ive seen more titties in my life than youve seen wrinkles

 

[LukkyKnight]

Well now, son, that's not really much of a claim, frankly. I mean, they're issued in pairs, after all.





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[Pyper]

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Aw, there's more to it than the shapes they feed the adolescents to get them to buy porn, ya know? Unfortunately, it does seem to warp the opinions of a few, at least in the short term. But when you can barely talk your way out of a wet paper bag your experience with exposed breasts is limited to a fairly predictable shape (as we see being demonstrated this evening.)

Maybe it's the eggnog talking, but I'm confused.

Are you advocating breast augmentation because there are implants not shaped like cantaloupes? (If so, pictures please.)

Or are you against it because all breast augmentation makes women's breasts look like cantaloupes and we should actually have a natural range of beautiful shapes and sizes?

 

[LukkyKnight]

There are non-cantaloupe shapes to pick from, you have to make it plain to the surgeon that your goal is not to attract 18 year olds or make movies, that's all.

On the other hand, for the most part I find the individual differences interesting. The world would be very boring if everybody's silhouette looked like Pamela Anderson. In fact, then it would be the few "saggy" ones who would take on the exotic appeal, ya know?



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[Pyper]

Hmm, that's very interesting. Maybe I watch too much porn (okay, so no maybe there), but I've never seen a pair of augmented boobs that looked natural. Any pictures?

 

[Freya]

There are non-cantaloupe shapes to pick from, you have to make it plain to the surgeon that your goal is not to attract 18 year olds or make movies, that's all.

On the other hand, for the most part I find the individual differences interesting. The world would be very boring if everybody's silhouette looked like Pamela Anderson. In fact, then it would be the few "saggy" ones who would take on the exotic appeal, ya know?



Freya2
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God I'm smart.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Sorry, no, I don't actually download pictures, I only accept the infrequent offering in email (as in, from people I know.) A search on cosmetic surgery ought to yield some alternatives.

Consider this: sometimes the goal is reconstruction to make damaged tissue still exhibit a degree of symmetry - not all plastic surgery is done to make porn stars.




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1. Life is short - shorter than you could imagine
2. Everyday you have with someone is a gift
3. I have to live with myself, I'd better figure out how to enjoy it
4. I am the only person I am required to deal with - everyone else is optional
5. Honesty is easy, once you get in the habit
6. No one is as hard on me as I am
Mash those all together .. bake in your head at approx. 96 degrees... you'll come out with a pretty appreciative attitude toward those who choose to love you, and an indifferent one toward those who don't and the ability to know the difference between the two.