*breaking out the paddle*

[stargazer76]

Go earn your living, lover....I need to be kept in the lifestyle to which I've grown accustomed....or settled for.....whichever works.

 

[LordMagicMan]

Oh oh Spank me spank me... er wait this is the wrong thread for that isnt it?

 

[stargazer76]

That's okay....

I'll spank you anyway. Drop trou....I need a bare ass for effective paddling....

 

[LordMagicMan]

oh boy oh boy... *excited, fumbles with the button to his shorts* go figure I'm all thumbs

 

[stargazer76]

Oooooohhhh....

I hope not ALL thumbs....

 

[LordMagicMan]

Rofl. Dont think we've met. Tis a pleasure to meet you.

As for my trousers, I just cant seem to part with them.

 

[stargazer76]

Hmmm, well, I've been around....

Pleasure to meet you as well....I'm sorry you won't be parting with your trousers any time soon. My paddle was "cocked" and ready...

 

[LordMagicMan]

I could so use a good paddling

 

[stargazer76]

Hmmm, well....

Ask me nicely and maybe I'll paddle you with your pants on. You've probably earned it.

 

[LordMagicMan]

Would love to, but look at all these nosey people. Just not ready for the whole public humiliation thing.

 

[stargazer76]

You've probably earned that too....but I don't know. Any sins you'd like to confess before I beat your poor little bum until it turns a particularly girly shade of pink?

 

[SteamyChik]

Public paddling is humiliating?

Oh dear, I've been humilated all these years and didn't know it!

 

[stargazer76]

Hey Steamy!

Welcome to the party!

Ready for YOUR paddling?

 

[LordMagicMan]

I'm innocent I tell you, innocent I say. *halo*

 

[stargazer76]

Hmmm, it's not looking good....

Sorry, LMM, but I'm thinking that it's looking a little tarnished. You sure you're innocent?

 

[LordMagicMan]

*halo rusts off in his hands* oppps... thats not good

 

[SteamyChik]

Commence bare-butt paddling

I am always ready for a paddling, got any bubinga wood paddles? LOL They are wicked!

 

[stargazer76]

Uh huh....

That's what I thought. Bend over, buddy.

 

[stargazer76]

Commence bare-butt paddling

I am always ready for a paddling, got any bubinga wood paddles? LOL They are wicked!

I love that I unwittingly started this party. We got paddles in every shape, size, and material. You tell me what you want slapping against your bare ass, and I'll accomodate you.

 

[LordMagicMan]

Ohhhh I dont know... bending over...Red cheeks... all these eyes... scary

 

[stargazer76]

Awww, c'mon....

Take it like a man. You can do it...

 

[SteamyChik]

For that matter...

take it like a woman!