[Breaking News] Confused Teenager Leaves Tour Group and Invades Whitehouse!

[Socket2me]

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[AP News] A young man known only as "Butthead" suddenly departed the daily
White House tour and evaded security for over thirty minutes.

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[AP News] He was eventually caught after opening Ivanka Trump's bedroom door.
She screamed for security and the intruder was thrown out the second story
window moments later.

 

[lovecraft68]

Did he find any young women wandering around there? All the ones being abducted in the DC area?

 

[Socket2me]

Did he find any young women wandering around there? All the ones being abducted in the DC area?

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[KingOrfeo]

Did he find any young women wandering around there? All the ones being abducted in the DC area?

Shut up, they weren't abducted, they were hired, by a real man with huge hands.