Breaking: American voters steal the election

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Breaking: American voters steal the election


WASHINGTON DC - Despite the structural obstruction, the majority of Americans are choosing their President in 2020.

When asked how it could be true Joe American was quoted as saying, "Well, Biden has the highest share of eligible voters (34.04 percent) since 1972, when President Richard Nixon won in a landslide in which he lost only one state. If Biden does reach 51 percent, which is expected, he’ll have the highest share of eligible voters (34.17 percent) since 1964 — another landslide, this time for Lyndon B. Johnson.

"Nevertheless the electoral college actually decides elections, not the popular consensus" Prof. Far Q. Twoo noted when asked why anyone would not agree that American elections are above reproach and not a sham like the elections in Russia or China. Adding, "If enough State Legislatures ignore the will of the people then you will have the Second Coming of the Trump Administration. "

When asked of that could really happen John Q. Public answered, "Not in the America I know and love. The voters stole this election."
 
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