Break ups

Morden

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What is the wierdest reason you have given for a break up or gotten for a break up.

I just got the I don't deserve you reason.

I am curious to hear other peoples wierd break up reasons.
 
got this from my ex.

it's the 90's now and i need to find myself.
i only married you to get out of the house.

she found another guy in the meantime and asked me to leave.

i have since divorced and remarried.

i should mention that this came after 16 1/2 yrs of marriage and 2 children later.
still being screwed with child support and crap.
she is now finally getting married.
 
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Not a break up....

...but a rejection for a date:

"No, I won't go out with you, but I'll always admire your good taste"
 
ooooooooh



here is my favorite one....

"You are like my best friend and my sister wrapped up into one person....and I just can't imagine having sex or being in love with either of them."


yep... someone actually said that to me. ;)
 
"I just don't want to be married anymore. Period." Talk about just a messed up reason.

Nothing else. No "I love you but am not in love with you" or "I have fallen out of love with you" or whatever........just got stupid and walked out on the best thing to ever happen to her!

Oh well, it was for the better anyways............look at me NOW!!(Sorry that wasn't a very humbled response was it?)
 
He chewed his nails.

It was disgusting

At nite you could hear him spit them across the room.

I said, Hey, Im outta here!
 
"You are too good for me."



now this response pisses me off..... I thought guys were supposed to want somebody that was good for them..... but I guess it goes to show that men just want an evil bitch.
 
I hear you Jade. I mean if you got something good DON"T complain there is way too much bad in the world as is! You try your best to please but in the end even that can be your downfall.
 
Well I have seen lots of the darkest nastiest parts. I don't care. I will still approach the world wiht love. I will still have fun. I will still try to have sensual fun with wonderful woman :) Single again after all that <shrugs>.
 
the "I don't want a relationship right now" break up, then a few weeks later he was in another one.......but oh well....he and I are still good friends...love him to death and wouldn't trade a moment I have shared with him, or will share with him ever!

;)
 
I wouldnt break up with you Jaded! I'd love you over and over again! ;)
 
I don't think this is weired break up, still going throuh it though.

She is a beautiful model, any way I fall in love with her heart and how she was so kind and caring. I go up everything but my friends and family fore her. She was complaning when I would do anything, make me feel like shit.

She would go out with her friends, which I beleave to be a good thing to get out. Any way, I only go out once in a blue moon, she bitchs at me saying I don't make time for her, which is nosense.

Any ways she stoped complaining to me, and started complaining to my bestfriend, and that has ruined our friendship, he has not heard my side, only hers, so any way I got like shit all friends now. he thing which hurts most about that, is that she don't come to me with her problems.

Also she has things wrong with her, health wise (bad heart) And she wont till me that it is worse, instead she told my bestfriend saying "don't tell Petey" No that hurts that she can't even tell me.

You guys have no idea of everything, but the above is which is heavily on my mind. Now, once this nasty break up with my fiance` is over, I have to piece together a new life. I gave iup my life and everything for her, I can't go back to how it wasa. So I got to start again.
 
I got the "your a good girl". You shouldn't be into this. I had just moved to Cincinnati and he came from out of town and wanted to see some porno. I really wasn't aware of porno that much then and I didn't know that it was outlawed in Cincinnati. We drove around to various video locations, no luck because of the ban I wasn't aware of. Any how, he kept on saying I was such a good girl. Weird, but true.
 
I think the toughest for me was...

We went over to a couples house for a visit, wednesday april, 17 1980. Janice menitioned she want to have a talk with me before we went to sleep that night. I said "ok". We had married some three and three quarter years before and talks were not unusual. Of the couple we went to visit the guy worked at the same place my wife did. A new freind he had made was also visiting them . He had worked there for a couple of months.

I had no reason to think any think anything about it. Billy was a nice guy.

My wife had always given every indication that she was deeply in love with me and our sex life was...Very damn good, and we had a lot of it.



later that night, before going to sleep i asked Janice what she wanted to talk to me about. She looked me straight in the eye and said that she did not love me. Never had loved me... Could not stand for me to touch her. She had found someone else and was moving out the next day.

I spent the next six month when i could bare to go out in public explaining to our freinds that i was not trying to pull some kind of sick joke on them and that she really had ran off with someone else.

Yes, that was on tough son of a bitching break up.
 
The worst break up I ever got is when I walked in on my girlfriend and best friend in bed together. I couldn't say a damn thing, I just turned and walked out but then later that night I got a phone call and she said that she did it because I was "too nice a guy".... I mean what the hell is up with that?!
 
Angelius, that sucks man. That would hurt bad dude. If it was my fiance` and my bestfrind I would walk out with out saying a word.
 
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