break up lines

[Bobtoad777]

whats your favorites and how do you use them?

 

[Guest]

Well, "We've gotta talk..." is always a good opener. It get's people's attention REAL fast!

"Let's be friends" is probably the worse one out there. (It's right up there with "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" in the pick up lines world!)

 

[Bobtoad777]

nice shoes wanna fuck? ROTLMAO

 

[Purple Haze]

"Really it's not you, it's this rash....."

 

[Lil-Brandi]

Yikes...

Is there ever a favorite break up line? I have fortunately never had to experience a line yet. However one that I have heard in numerous dialogues is: "I just need more space". That has got to be up there as one of the mostly widely used break up lines!!! And I agree with Tiggs choices.."Let's just be friends" is definitely one of the most popular!!!

 

[Expertise]

I was once told "Theres just no magic" seeing as how it was over any way I replied "Hope you can find some one to do card tricks for you" and left her with the check.

 

[Juliangel]

There was a guy in high school that used the "Let's be friends" line on me.

So just to piss off his new girl friend I took him up on it and hung around all the time.

After I started dating my honey again I stopped hanging around with him but it serves him right for using such a lame line.

 

[forgetunome]

Here are some...

1. "Could you please remove your close from the closet? They are much to large for my new girl friend."

2. It's not you, it's me.

3. Hey baby, welcome to dumpville. Population, you.

4. You and your mom are so much alike....in bed

5. I really need to spend more time with my computer.

6. "I'm Gay!"

7. It is for the best...at least thats what my shrink said!

8. There will always be a special place in my heart for you.

 

[Juliangel]

Expertise

Any woman to stupid to not find magic with you deserves to be stuck with the check.

 

[*Eve*]

My favorite line is, "you deserve better"

 

[Shelby]

Come on Bobtoad, let's hear your ideas on break-up lines.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Bobtoad needs to be in a relationship first to experience the true effects of breakup lines!!

 

[jcgirl]

how about the good ole toothbrush in the toilet thing?

 

[shit4brains]

"Just slip out the back, Jack"

"Make a new plan, Stan"

"Hop on the bus, Gus"

"Drop of the key, Lee"

No need to discuss much, just set yourself free--Paul Simon, "Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover"

 

[forgetunome]

"Just slip out the back, Jack"

"Make a new plan, Stan"

"Hop on the bus, Gus"

"Drop of the key, Lee"

No need to discuss much, just set yourself free--Paul Simon, "Fifty Ways to Leave your Lover"

Hey thanks...I forgot about that song...loved it...thanks for the smiles!!

 

[Mustang Sally]

ouch!

Breaking up is hard to do, but only if you cared at all in the first place.

It's not me, it's you - has to be one of the most frequently used and least comforting of them all.

I need time for myself. I just can't / don't want to be in a relationship right now! - and then, invariably, that person has a new girl/boyfriend next week!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Purple Haze]

"My weird uncle is moving in, you'll love him."

 

[Chuckus]

breakup lines..............

I just can't visualize us doing the horizontal bop, nor taking your gene pool to higher levels!!!!!!

 

[forgetunome]

A few more...

I feel that you are not giving me enough space

My parents think you are a lower life form

I thought things would get better....

 

[Xander]

This oughta work

"you know Britney?? Your best friend.....She's a better lay, gives better blowjobs, and let's me take her up the ass....You gotta go Girl!!"

 

[Ambrosious]

<while in bed>

Hey, after I poke your eye with this fireplace poker, you can whack my balls with a mallet. C'mon. It'll be FUN! You never want to try new things!