brains...BRAINS! use your brains to help me!

[bunny bondage]

so ok, here it is:

a few days ago, i was on the phone with "the new guy" when he asked "have you been bad?"

"yes, i've been bad" i replied, wanting to play along.

"and what transgressions do you have to confess?" he asked

"while you were gone, i...i touched myself"


ok, i pulled a smooth one. this was a good answer and you can rest assured i was rewarded for my quick thinking with several large bruises ^_^

so anyway, here's my problem. i can't think of anything else to say to that question! if he asks it again i'll just have to giggle and say "i dunno" like an idiot.

so help me! what are some good play sins to confess to?

(am i making sense? it's hard to tell sometimes...)

 

[WriterDom]

You could read him my story

 

[deezire1900]

"I flirted with the starbucks girl"...that usually gets me a swat.

 

[Netzach]

I *didn't* touch myself.

I touched myself and thought about....*not a "real person" random hot celebrity or the Pope or something really silly*

I read this really filthy piece of pornography

I wrote this really filthy piece of pornography, perhaps you should read how dirty and awful it all is....

I bought this dirty magazine

I went into a sex shop

I went into a non-sex grocery shop and had impure thoughts about the cucumbers

 

[catalina_francisco]

I have been a very good girl, have done exactly as you have said.
Can i have my reward now, I would like to be smacked, or whipped or spanked.

Or I have been so bad; I have played all night with myself thinking about you. I have had hot passionate sweaty nights filled with thoughts about your hands caressing my body, your lips kissing mine, your hands playing with my clit. I could not help myself with passion for you I have had to play with my body dreaming and fantasying about you.

Another answer could be:

Yes I was a very naughty girl yesterday I was walking in the shopping mall and I could not help thinking about you. My pussy started to drip and I had to go to the toilet and play with myself when I came I moaned your name so load that I was sure that everybody had heard me.

Francisco.

 

[bunny bondage]

wow, thanks guys! that's a lot of good ideas!

wd - no way! he'd get all kinds of crazy ideas!

 

[lovetoread]

You could read him my story

Now that would be an interesting conversation.

 

[Singularity]

Being Bad

Make it real. Think of something truly wicked you would like to do, and that you are willing to be punished for.

How about putting on your shortest skirt and going out shoe shopping, where you flirt with the woman or man fitting your shoes? Doing it with no underwear ought to earn you a few extra strokes.

Or masturbating to orgasm in a semi-public place and then touching an absolute stranger on the arm with your moist fingers, to mark them with your scent?

Or when you sit down to dinner, you confess that you got yourself off using the candle that is illuminating your dinner.

There are so many, many ways to be bad that will earn you a rigorous punishment (and probably more).


Singularity

 

[bunny bondage]

thanks Singularity! everybody's come up with such great ideas! i knew you guys could help!

 

[FungiUg]

Pulls out his brains and slops them down in front of Bunny. Does that help?

Okay... one thought that sprang to mind is something like the following:

"I forgot to wear panties, and ended up flashing someone."

Or related, like forgetting to wear a bra, or bending over in front of someone to tie your shoelaces, or pushing your butt into someone (elevators are good for this), or "accidentally" rubbing your tits against someone, or flirting with someone you work with, or rubbing your fingers up and down somebodies arm...

Flirting can be fun too, like holding eye contact with someone while you suck on your finger, or lick an ice-cream, or lick the top of a bottle you are drinking from...

There are so many ways to be bad! Bad girls are so much fun!

 

[Croctden]

How about:

You and a girl friend made fun of him over drinks?

You "lost" his favorite pair of panties (just hide them, I fell for this once)

Got drunk and danced with another man. How serious is this guy?

Got angry at him and did something (break something?) to get back at him

 

[Daedalus77]

I had thoughts about having lesbian sex with my best friend but I knew it wouldn't be perfect without you.

 

[Croctden]

No sexual

Claim you shop lifted and beg not to be turned in. You'll do "anything." Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

... I went into a non-sex grocery shop and had impure thoughts about the cucumbers ...

slight hijack here ...

"so much so, that i bought the cucumber home. How do you like tonight's salad honey?"

http://www.1st-vets.org/forum/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif

 

[bunny bondage]

well, my opportunity was given! i used the "i went out without panties" one. it was well-recieved!

thanks so much guys! ^_^

 

[FungiUg]

slight hijack here ...

"so much so, that i bought the cucumber home. How do you like tonight's salad honey?"

Old Arabian saying:

"The women are buying cucumbers, but there are none in the salad."

 

[FungiUg]

well, my opportunity was given! i used the "i went out without panties" one. it was well-recieved!

thanks so much guys! ^_^

Woo hoo! Well done!

But now we need to know how good the spanking was!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Old Arabian saying:

"The women are buying cucumbers, but there are none in the salad."

New American quote ... "My, this salad tastes familiar ..."

 

[bunny bondage]

the spanking was very very good! he actually tried out a chair that i've got here which has a tall back and no arms (perfect for spanking, which he commented on after the scene). i spent a lot of time giving close study to the legs of that chair (and my own legs as i watched them dangle over the other side of his lap).

he used the ruler he had brought over previously (no metal edges, this guy knows his stuff). a friend who knows me fairly well saw it sitting on my coffee table, knew it to be a new addition, picked it up and asked "keeping with the schoolgirl theme, right?" it's got a nice little sting to it but i can take it more than some other things (like his belt, it's thin braided leather and i start screaming bloody murder after like ten of those) i got to promise to be a good girl, swearing i'd never go out of the house without panties again.

i'm still learning the rules, so it makes being a "good girl" kinda hard! i learned "don't support yourself with your arms when bent over the lap" last night. and yes, i learned it the hard way!

"were you pushing up with your arms?"

"....no..."

"and this is just ten minutes after you SWORE to me you'd be a good girl!"

SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK...


it was a very good night indeed! just what i needed after that long yucky week.

on the plus side, i do have the honda back now and i'm continuing my stick-shift lessons. i've only stalled out at a green light once.

 

[FungiUg]

Bloody brilliant! Just what the doctor ordered, huh bunny? (or have you not played doctor and patient yet? )

 

[bunny bondage]

Bloody brilliant! Just what the doctor ordered, huh bunny? (or have you not played doctor and patient yet? )

not yet, but it sounds like loads of fun!

 

[incubus_dark]

Of course, Bunny, if you really wish to be punished full oft and well, you could tell him that, yes, you've been bad, "I haven't done anything at all. I haven't thought about serving you, I haven't thought about what new misdemeanour might arouse your lust and desire to chastise me, I haven't given so much as a single thought to such things Sir. So, what are you going to do about it? Hmm?"

I'd be interested to hear what that gets you.

 

[bunny bondage]

Of course, Bunny, if you really wish to be punished full oft and well, you could tell him that, yes, you've been bad, "I haven't done anything at all. I haven't thought about serving you, I haven't thought about what new misdemeanour might arouse your lust and desire to chastise me, I haven't given so much as a single thought to such things Sir. So, what are you going to do about it? Hmm?"

I'd be interested to hear what that gets you.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

... on the plus side, i do have the honda back now and i'm continuing my stick-shift lessons. i've only stalled out at a green light once ...

But stalling the car, just that once, sounds like reason enough to return to that chair ... just my humble opinion ...

 

[bunny bondage]

But stalling the car, just that once, sounds like reason enough to return to that chair ... just my humble opinion ...

lol! i did tell him about it, but he just sympathized and told me about how he learned how to drive a stick by buying one and driving it home.