Brainless twits of the world unite!! Together we are a force to not reckon at all!!!

[KillerMuffin]

I have just discovered that after doing the dinner dishes and cleaning up last night that I put the dishwashing detergent (in a nice big green box with a picture of clean dishes on it) in the refridgerator. I put the mayonaise (a huge plastic jug of creamy miracle whip) in the cabinet with the cups, which is above the oven. I put a set of clean plates under the sink in the bin with the furniture polish, oven cleaner, and absent dishwashing detergent. Since I couldn't find the detergent, I washed some dishes by hand, rather aggravating to a lazy ass like me, and discovered the now spoiled mayo when I put them away. I found the detergent a bit later when I was rooting through the fridge for another bottle of salsa, which led to my discovery of the dishes which now have furniture polish on them from the rag.

I feel so incredibly stupid.

 

[Always]

*laughing*

you're not brainless! you just had a blond moment. or blond hour.

 

[Silverlily]

ROTFLMAO!

Don't feel bad. For some reason, I have this tendency to put the mixing bowls in the freezer.

 

[Merelan]

I have a solution for you...
Get some handsome, sexy hunk to do all your cleaning and cooking for you, then you don't have to worry about it.
Sound fair?

 

[Ambrosious]

Has anyone seen my toothpaste. I seem to have misplaced it again. I once had 13 tubes in the house at one time. I would misplace one, go buy another, misplace that one, etc. Does that get me an invite to this party?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Shes has a sexy hunk. So Muff anyway why doesnt Studmuffin help out?

 

[Always]

almost every time i make coffeee i put the thermos in the frige and the milk on the counter...

 

[teresafannin]

I can join this club. I have been known to store the tupperware in the oven & then turn the oven on. I do stuff like that all the time. I like the idea of a handsome, sexy hunk to do the cleaning, know where I can find one?

 

[Mustang Sally]

Teeheehee

Silly Muffin! Everybody does stuff like that when they're distracted, but WOW Muff, you must've been reeeeally distracted! Running on auto-pilot, conscious brain is elsewhere. Thanks for sharing, you made me giggle!

 

[KillerMuffin]

My sexy gorgeous hunk of a studmuffin was last seen in Walcott, IL with about 45,000 pounds of dry dog food. I don't know where he's going, but it isn't to get nekkid in the kitchen and do dishes. *damn it*

 

[Savage Kitten]

me too! me too!!

may i join the club?? I have had an endless streak of stupidity today for some reason.. a couple examples can be found here on the board today lol (no i WON'T point them out)

 

[Naked Hunny]

I do believe i was the one who asked April if she was underwear!! Talk about stupidity!!

 

[teresafannin]

I hereby declare today to be blonde day-all stupidity is excused. Our weather is supposed to finally change from heat wave, maybe when my brain isn't so hot, it will work better.

 

[Weird Harold]

You don't have to be blonde ...

to have blonde moments.

I am always catching myself putting things where they don't belong. I'm also famous for getting up and going into the kitchen and forgetting what I went in there for.

 

[teresafannin]

I do that at work all the time. The silliest thing is that I make my to-do list & then lose it-duh. When my mom does stuff like that, we make her an honorary blonde. My son & his friends used to tell me blonde jokes, of course, I forgot them promptly so they would tell them over & over again. Being blonde is a state of mind sometimes-lol.

 

[R Nitelight]

I had trouble getting in the Literotica Live Chat area because I mispelled my fake name.
R Nitelight/R Nightlite

 

[Sonora]

Why do the statements:

'you just had a blond moment. or blond hour.'
'to be blonde day-all stupidity is excused.'
'to have blonde moments.'
'we make her an honorary blonde.'
'Being blonde is a state of mind sometimes-lol'

bother me so much??

Could it be that I'm blond????

 

[Always]

sorry sonora! I didn't mean to cause offense.

(no offense intended here, either...)

you know those clond jokes people tell all the time? well, they used to be polack jokes. and even though i'm a little bit polish (hell, i'm a little bit EVERYTHING) and i know that, i still think they're funny.

 

[CreamyLady]

I once put a large box of Tide in the refrigerator and the chicken that was going to be for dinner in the laundry cupboard.

That was unsettling. Aromatic, too.

 

[Always]

you see? we all do stupid stuff!

 

[CreamyLady]

Yes, we do -- and I wasn't blonde at the time. I was a redhead.

 

[Guest]

I'm perfect. I never do anything like that..
Though there was that time I walked into a walk because I didn't notice it... stopped.. and then walked forward into it again because I still hadn't noticed it.

 

[teresafannin]

I am a natural blonde & I love blonde jokes. I didn't mean to offend anyone, most of the time, no one even notices I am here. Life is too short to take things so seriously. At the risk of making a bad pun, lighten up people, it is finally Friday.

 

[Samuari]

Not a blonde

But brainless twit, Oh yeah! I once built andfinished a desk in my attic work room that was could get through the door (after taking it off the hinges, and removing the jam) but could not turn around on the landing. So we took it back up to the workroom, took the window out of the dormer and riged a windlass to lower it from the roof. Did you know that a six foot 2x4 will not hold a 350lb desk? It arrived in very small peices. Thankfully no one was hurt. Talk about a waisted year of spare time. It was good theropy any way.

 

[Bigdog]

Would the next person who goes to the fridge bring my TV remote back? I think I left it in there...