Boy dies after masturbating 42 TIMES!

[secretlover1]

Holy shit!

http://www.atlnightspots.com/2011/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times

 

[RobDownSouth]

Whew...that's the closest challenger Wings has had in quite a while.

 

[thør]

I hear he got to 75 in practice.

 

[ShyBiGuyInNY]

I read about this when it first came out. I can't imagine 42 frickin times lol

 

[Wings27]

Whew...that's the closest challenger Wings has had in quite a while.

You're an asshole.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You're an asshole.

You seem quite fixated on that word lately.

Butt I don't have a problem with that.

 

[Wings27]

You seem quite fixated on that word lately.

Butt I don't have a problem with that.

Mmhmm.

Come up with some original insult and I'll find a better name to call you.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Further reporting identifies many of the images saved on his hard drive came from a site called Literotica. A frequent poster that goes by the name of Blunt was heavily featured in his collection....

 

[RobDownSouth]

Mmhmm.

Come up with some original insult and I'll find a better name to call you.

No can do, sweetie.

All my original insults are reserved for political threads. I need them to keep the slack-jawed, knuckle-walking, mouth-breathing, sloped forehead room-temperature-IQ whoresons in line.

 

[bronzeage]

Who was keeping score?

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

He must have gone blind long ago.

 

[shoulderblade]

Who was keeping score?

That comment could ruin the story you know.

 

[Wings27]

No can do, sweetie.

All my original insults are reserved for political threads. I need them to keep the slack-jawed, knuckle-walking, mouth-breathing, sloped forehead room-temperature-IQ whoresons in line.

Well, at least you have a hobby.

 

[secretlover1]

at 16 how did he have the stamina to pop 42 times?!

Must have had a lot of practise!!!

And the people watching him on his webcam should've called an ambulance lol

That was probably not a pretty sight!

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

How did they know he did 42 times?

Did he go blind first?

Who did the counting?

Poor kid. Beat himself to death.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Who was keeping score?

Seriously--who counted to 42 for him? Or was he marking it on the wall as he went?

 

[kamehameha]

"She planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late."

^^I see what they did there!

This is incredible...is it wrong that I laughed? I just find it hard to take seriously. This would make a better scare for teenage boys than the whole, "you'll go blind" thing.
"James! If you masturbate too much, you'll die!"

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

at 16 how did he have the stamina to pop 42 times?!

Must have had a lot of practise!!!

And the people watching him on his webcam should've called an ambulance lol

That was probably not a pretty sight!

I bet his penis has callouses on it.

 

[ivantheterrible]

did he wear the hair off his palms?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Sounds like a rookie mistake to me. An experienced serial masturbater knows that the key to a marathon session is hydration. The young man should have had a Gatorade.

 

[Image]

So, what exactly was the cause of death?

It can't be for real...

 

[LadyFairfax]

So, what exactly was the cause of death?

It can't be for real...

And how did they know the number? Did the kid keep a diary?

 

[Saint Peter]

And how did they know the number? Did the kid keep a diary?

They counted the kleenex.

 

[LadyFairfax]

They counted the kleenex.

I

Can't

wait

for

my

son

to

come

of

age.


fuck.

 

[Angellica1612]

They counted the kleenex.

Well, then, it's probably more than 42 times. It stands to reason that there would be less and less to clean up, so he probably didn't need a new one each time.