Boy, Did I Fuck Up!!!!!!!!

[Clitfucker]

Yes people I have fucked up big time. Earlier tonight between 8:30 and 9 I took 2 of my mom's Yellow Jackets. For those of you who don't know what Yellow Jackets are, they are herbal dietary supplement pills. Where I fucked up was, I forgot to check out how many mgs of caffeine they have per pill. Well, after I got home from picking mom up from work I finally realized just how much caffeine 1 pill has which is 300mgs per pill. So take 300mgs X 2 pills, and that equals a WHOPPING 600mgs. I am hoping that after I drink about a case of beer that the beer will tire me out. Did I ever fuck up or what?

 

[Wiggles]

Bouncy

Bouncy

Bouncy

 

[glamorilla]

If you smoke a couple of joints you'll start to see the most amazing color trails.

600 migs of caffeine is nothing...you'll be sleeping tomorrow night.

 

[Kalyn]

Soooo... as long as you're up....

 

[lickerish]

Diet supplement my ass.

That's basically legal crack.

 

[tortoise]

Coffee, anyone?

 

[Clitfucker]

If you smoke a couple of joints you'll start to see the most amazing color trails.

600 migs of caffeine is nothing...you'll be sleeping tomorrow night.

Bullshit dude, I'm bouncin' off the fuckin' walls right now, and it's only 11PM here.

 

[Clitfucker]

Diet supplement my ass.

That's basically legal crack.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!

 

[lickerish]

I'm being serious.

Just like all the other caffeine 'diet supplements' out there, it was banned from being sold because of overdose related deaths. Then the companies added the word 'herbal' (usually associated w/ the ingrediant ephadrine/ mah huang (sp?)) to the label, made them available to 18+ year olds only, and voila! they're back on the market.


Don't believe me? Do a search on the internet.

 

[Problem Child]

Hey Francis, these people are trying to get in touch with you.




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[LRC]

I popped about 15 Zingo mints one afternoon not knowing that they have 325ml caffeine a piece. I was up all night!

 

[Clitfucker]

I'm being serious.

Just like all the other caffeine 'diet supplements' out there, it was banned from being sold because of overdose related deaths. Then the companies added the word 'herbal' (usually associated w/ the ingrediant ephadrine/ mah huang (sp?)) to the label, made them available to 18+ year olds only, and voila! they're back on the market.


Don't believe me? Do a search on the internet.

MOMMA, HELP ME NOW PLEASE!!!!!!!!

 

[Private Vasquez]

just have someone beat you over the head with a crowbar a few times...that should put you out

 

[Clitfucker]

just have someone beat you over the head with a crowbar a few times...that should put you out

That ain't going to work, cuz I have a pretty solid head.

 

[OpposingBalance]

I am hoping that after I drink about a case of beer that the beer will tire me out. Did I ever fuck up or what?

I wouldn't mix ephedrine and large amounts of alcohol if I were you...
you may find the effects to be somewhat...unpleasent

 

[Problem Child]

That ain't going to work, cuz I have a pretty solid head.

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[Sillyman]

I used to ingest so much caffiene a day that I would get dizzy. You'll be alright, but DO NOT try to calm yourself down with other substances, or the crash may be way too harsh.

 

[Clitfucker]

Re: Re: Boy, Did I Fuck Up!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't mix ephedrine and large amounts of alcohol if I were you...
you may find the effects to be somewhat...unpleasent

UMMMM, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HOW UNPLEASANT?

 

[Private Vasquez]

uppers + downers = fucked up unpleasantness

 

[Calamity Jane]

Wuss.

I used to pop minithins like they were candy. I slept like a baby every third night. And Glam's right about the joint... veeery cool colors.

 

[YogiBare]

Best thing to do is to drink LOTS of water to flush it out of your system. Don't put ANY more drugs in.

Figure that you'll be up most of the night just riding it out. Clean or do something else physically active to help make yourself tired and to burn off the caffeine-produced energy.

 

[Clitfucker]

uppers + downers = fucked up unpleasantness

I'm just fuckin' with y'all. My body can handle anything thrown its way.

 

[Private Vasquez]

except 255 lbs.

 

[Mischka]

A mere 600 mg of caffeine? What's the big deal?

 

[Clitfucker]

except 255 lbs.

LOL. Dude, you funny as hell.