Boxers vs. Briefs

[Oliver Clozoff]

Yikes! The association between "Jim" and "slim Jim" never occured to me. If there's one thing I know, it's that the last thing a man wants to do is refer to his genitals by a name that makes a woman think of beef jerky or a poor endowment.

Therefore, from this day foreward you may refer to him as "James".

 

[Chuckus]

oh nice chuck......they provide such......um...definition

hehe

They do and they are comfy........I mean IF I am going to wear underwear I mid as well be comfy right?

 

[jcgirl]

Actually neamed him something normal eh? I have only met one man who actually had a name for it. truthfully I named it, dont know how it came to me, but it has stuck

 

[Gaucho]

Briefs. Why? To avoid embarassment.

Here's the deal. When I was in high school (late 60's, early 70's) boxers were the rage. We all wore them and thought we were really cool, liberated as we were from the cotton briefs we'd been made to wear growing up.

(Annoying aside. The high school I went to in San Diego was named Bonita Vista High and our nickname was the Barons. I was a member of the 3rd class to graduate after it was built. My brother always felt that we should have been nicknamed the Devils. Why? Bonita Vista Devils. BVD's. Get it? I knew you would.)

However, for a good little repressed Irish Catholic boy like me, who - as I've indicated before - was still a few years away from touching, let alone fucking, his first pussy, this presented a problem. To wit: If a good-looking girl looked at me sideways, I got hard. And when you're wearing boxers and you get hard in public, it looks like you brought along your own backhoe and you're looking to dig a trench, you know what I'm saying?

Or maybe trying to hail a cab. Either way, it was a major embarassment. And when you add to it my unfortunate tendency to leak, well, let's just say things could get ugly very fast. Now, my solution to this was even more embarassing. When I would go somewhere (like a dance) where I knew there would be some semi-intimate boy/girl stuff going on, I would wear a jockstrap under my boxers.

Would I lie to you about a thing like that?

To this day, for that very reason, I can't wear boxers in public.

Unless, of course, I'm looking to hail a cab.

 

[Cheyenne]

To this day, for that very reason, I can't wear boxers in public.

Unless, of course, I'm looking to hail a cab.

OMG! And I thought girls had a hard time deciding what to wear in high school!
Now I have to know- any other guys on the board in briefs for the same reason?

 

[CRaZy]

Which do I prefer on a man? Well, since my partner is the only man I've seen in underwear in recent years, I would have to say I prefer not to see at all. If he MUST be naked or in underwear I expect him to lock himself away till he is fully clothed. Anything less could be catastrrophic for my heart.

As an aside...Aussie surf lifesavers wear "dick togs" and pull them up tight into the crack of their bum. Not a good look.