"Borrow My Husband,Please"

[sirhugs]

needs a woman writer, or at least a female POV...

not exactly a novel concept, but one I'd read more of, and adaptable to almost any category.

Sort of a reverse LW...

Narrator (if first person, protagonist if 3P), W1 is a happily married woman with a hubby who is very handy . They enjoy a great sex life, because he's handy in that way too.

The other protagonist (W2) could be mom or sis if you want incest, or a neighbour or friend or coworker. W2 is either unmarried, or her hubby is away, or just not handy. One day when W2 is talking about a project needing doing, W1 says "Borrow My Husband...". This goes on with more and more chores... Then W2 needs a man to go to a dance with, maybe a reunion say. if W2 is married & hubby not in Iraq, he's a non dancer & H1 is a great dancer of course. So W1 says "Borrow My Husband..."

After the dance, W2 confides to W1, "all that dancing made me horny..."

I bet you guess what W1 says then...

[a response to Linds' call for more new threads!]

 

[LindsayRae]

Hmmm... Is woman 1 pimping out her husband or were he calls of "borrow my husband" always meant innocently? Did woman 2 take more liberties than were allowed to her? Is woman 1 secretly watching?

 

[sirhugs]

Hmmm... Is woman 1 pimping out her husband or were he calls of "borrow my husband" always meant innocently? Did woman 2 take more liberties than were allowed to her? Is woman 1 secretly watching?

or not so secretly? after the first time, she quizzes him as to details? second time she watches? third time, joins in?

could be a series...

 

[emap]

Or why not the husband is a swinger, wife gets off on hearing about it, and having sex with him of course, something of a reverse loose wife.

So his wife tosses him around to the other women in the neighborhood, he goes off does the boot knocking comes back tells her all about it and has wild sex with his wife.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... After the dance, W2 confides to W1, "all that dancing made me horny..."

I bet you guess what W1 says then...

"Piss off, cow."

 

[sirhugs]

"Piss off, cow."

lol.... now you're confusing Lit with real life again...

though that line could work in a watersports fetish story

 

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Or an impregnation story, I really don't get it but many of those fetish loving people call men bulls and women cows.

There is an other reason for calling her a cow, I've done this one myself when pissed. A portly woman is called a cow when other women are either to far away to be heard or straight to her face when pissed or simply bitchy. I'm not talking just portly either, I'm sure I've been called one a number of times and really any woman showing any teensy bit of extra padding by either the jealous or the shallow bitchy I'm popular crowd.

So perhaps the second woman is not all that thin and the husband being passed around likes or at least doesn't mind larger so eagerly does the boot knocking. His wife of course would be slightly peeved that he did, or simply calls her a cow in a sort of inside friend joke. Not terribly inside of course but well there you go.