<< >> boredom has struck once again

[dragonrazor]

okay, i'm so bored, i have this urge to do an incest thread...so any gals willing to play a sister or cousin....feel free to make a thread for me

 

[dragonrazor]

bumped...still bored, and still interested in the idea

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Attention: Earth has been invaded...

An alien race has been looking for a planet inhabited by incredibly dull beings with the intent of boring them into submission!! Beware! They come disguised as computer buffs, synchonized swimmers and sales managers named Bob.

On television screens and monitors worldwide, a terrifyingly boring face appears.​

"Greetings, Earthlings. We are from Planet Dull in the galaxy Alpha Centauri, a billion light years away, although the best way to get there is not to take the main route via Saturn but the back way past Betelgeuse. I find it actually turns out shorter that way, but I digress... "

"We have been searching for a planet with enough tedium to let us thrive and grow stronger. From light years across the universe, our sensors finally picked up something called... dragonrazor!"

Meanwhile... In a remote laboratory,
Professor Snark and his brainy yet sexy lab assistant, Marvels,
are watching the program​

"There must be a way to stop them!" the Professor exclaims.

"Why can't we just hit them with all of our fire power?" asks Marvels.

"We tried that but the bullets bounced off their cardigans," the Professor explains patiently.

"But Professor, these creatures must have a weakness?"

"You're right, Marvels, but what?" The Professor scratches his chin. "To find out, we must capture one of the aliens!

A week later... ​

"Okay. Ready. Here comes one of the creatures now!"

"Grab him but be careful, his pockets are stuffed with holiday photos!"

scuffle​

"Hurry! Let's get back to the lab!"

The Professor, who has been locked away with the alien from Planet Dull for hours now, suddenly emerges...​

"The creature seems impervious to everything. He just sits there getting stronger. Just now he started talking about Bush's shortcomings. I barely got out in time!"

As Professor Snark runs in circles waving his arms tumultuously, Marvels has a think. "The aliens need dullness to survive, Professor. Perhaps if we inject them with something exciting?" Marvels suggests.

"A brilliant idea! How about SEX??"

"No. We need something... exciting," Marvels sighs.

"Of course! That's IT!"

Another week later... at the summit of Mount Everest​

"I've secured the alien to these skis. If we give him a push... "

"If skiing down Everest isn't exciting enough to kill him, then nothing is! You can take the gag out of his mouth now, Marvels."

As the alien begins to converse on Iraq, Tony Blair and George Bush, they give him a forceful push.

"There he goes!" Marvels exclaims.

Minutes later at the foot of Mount Everest...​

"The creature shows no outward signs of life. Thank God! We've found a way to destroy them!"

"The Earth is saved!" Marvel shouts as she does a happy dance.

"I'm well pleased," the Professor says. "I think I'll go down to the garden center... OH MY GOD!! It's taking me over. I must... resist! Only I was thinking about putting in a rock garden or... OH MY GOD! What about an ornamental fern?"

Tune in next week when Marvels is taken to their leader.​

 

[dragonrazor]

oddly, i don't submit, even to excessive boredom...

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

This is my favorite thread ever because it includes my favorite post ever

<3 Marvel

 

[dragonrazor]

why do you two always gotta destroyinate my threads if you're not in them?

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

This isn't a SRP thread, it's a thread requesting ideas. Hence I'm allowed to post OOC posts without the OOC

 

[dragonrazor]

yeah, but the point is ideas for incest threads << >>

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

I dunno, do a thread where a brother finds his sister and they don't know they're related till much later.

 

[dragonrazor]

I dunno, do a thread where a brother finds his sister and they don't know they're related till much later.

meh...doesn't really scream plot idea to me. my ex and i did an rp where this older girl (still in her twenties though) has her little brother move in with her at 18...nice big beach house...the only problem was, she was very open about her body and sexuality...walking around the beachhouse naked, or in thongs, and such...

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

Ok, this girl has sexor with her family.

 

[dragonrazor]

lol...it was her idea for me to play the little brother too x.x

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

Ok, have someone play a girl in the thread, and as a result of her running into financial 'problems' she's put up for sale and whomever bids the most gets to have sex with her. Her brother happens to be there at the auction for whatever reasons and he has to buy her out to keep the other creeps from winning her. You get the rest

 

[dragonrazor]

Ok, have someone play a girl in the thread, and as a result of her running into financial 'problems' she's put up for sale and whomever bids the most gets to have sex with her. Her brother happens to be there at the auction for whatever reasons and he has to buy her out to keep the other creeps from winning her. You get the rest

that's not bad actually...but the real problem is finding someone interested in such a thread

 

[TearsoftheWorld]

There are like 50 billion incest threads around now so just pick and choose =/