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[Blazexx]

Suck your dick?

 

[cmckay421]

sure! Never turn down a blowjob. that's my moto

 

[Dirtymind65]

Suck your dick?

Now that's an attention getter.

 

[Jackotheshadows]

Suck your dick?

Stand by for the deluge of PMs......

 

[DiablosWhore]

Suck your dick?

Ha! If you really wanted to do that, why not just go downtown, stand on a busy street corner, dressed like a slut or prostitute, and yell out the say thing?

Isn't it sort of difficult to suck a cock through the Internet? I've never tried it, but... ;=)

 

[Dirtymind65]

Ha! If you really wanted to do that, why not just go downtown, stand on a busy street corner, dressed like a slut or prostitute, and yell out the say thing?

Isn't it sort of difficult to suck a cock through the Internet? I've never tried it, but... ;=)

Might get you arrested. lol.

 

[DiablosWhore]

Might get you arrested. lol.

What? ...standing on the street corner or sucking cocks through the Internet?

 

[subdued_passion]

Suck your dick?

I often feel like saying something similar to people who start the bored or boring threads, "Have you tried sucking your own dick?"

[SIZE="-2"]Adults should know how to self-soothe.[/SIZE]

 

[Dirtymind65]

What? ...standing on the street corner or sucking cocks through the Internet?

The 1st. Acting like a prositute and saying out loud that you want suck a dick. Act like a prositute chances are you'll be picked up for it. I'm pretty sure the 2nd isn't illegal but is impossible unless you have a very unique talent.

 

[Kudram123]

I often feel like saying something similar to people who start the bored or boring threads, "Have you tried sucking your own dick?"

[SIZE="-2"]Adults should know how to self-soothe.[/SIZE]

What if I said, I tried and failed

Need more flexibility!

Maybe I should pick up Yoga?

 

[DiablosWhore]

What if I said, I tried and failed

Need more flexibility! Maybe I should pick up Yoga?

Vacuum cleaner maybe? ;=)

 

[Kudram123]

Vacuum cleaner maybe? ;=)

Ooooh no!

I saw Scary Movie, I know how that ends!

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/Mm2bJNeMbM8/hqdefault.jpg

 

[DiablosWhore]

Ooooh no!

I saw Scary Movie, I know how that ends!

Had a friend in college that said her brother tried the vacuum, but it wasn't strong enough, so he took the hose off and shoved his little cock right into the hole and turned the machine on! No, didn't pull it off, but he spent the night in the hospital being checked out.

 

[Kudram123]

*crosses legs*

OUCH!

He should have found a friendlier vacuum cleaner!

http://i.imgur.com/AhuiUq9.gif