Bored???? This is funny!!

[BiBunny]

Actually when I read yours I was gonna say that! But you beat me to it. And if Bunny really has a lava lamp, we really have the beginnings of a happening pad.

We're going to call it a real lava lamp, whether it is or not. Funny thing is, I DO have a purple lava lamp around here somewhere.

 

[the captians wench]

okay this line in mine is tops!

As my ass falls from my pants, it reminds me of your paddle.




now the rest if you're interested

Your skin glows like the apple, blossoms beautiful as the daisy in the purest hope of spring.
My heart follows your sax voice and leaps like a dog at the whisper of your name.
The evening floats in on a great robbin wing.
I am comforted by your corset that I carry into the twilight of bedbeams and hold next to my hand.
I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears of water.
As my ass falls from my pants, it reminds me of your paddle.
In the quiet, I listen for the last moan of the day.
My heated mouth leaps to my skirt. I wait in the moonlight for your secret bathtub so that we may run as one, mouth to mouth, in search of the magnificient purple and mystical blanket of love.

 

[Netzach]

I didn't do it, but I have to point out that this is unintended surrealist genius:

I wait in the moonlight for your secret dog so that we may vacuum as one

 

[lk70]

and the Captain's Wench has brought us bedbeams. We need to get us some kitchenutensil beams and we'll be all set.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I didn't do it, but I have to point out that this is unintended surrealist genius:

I wait in the moonlight for your secret dog so that we may vacuum as one

Anything that connects me and "genius" has to be unintended. The surrealism is just a serendipitous bonus.