Bored in Hotel

[tbm335]

So I was in the lobby of the amazing hotel I'm staying in, enjoying some bourbon, and this beautiful woman came by and sat a few tables away. Not close enough to strike up a conversation, but we exchanged smiles right before she got a phone call and left.

Anyway, now I'm bored and I guess a little horny, so if any ladies would care to chat, please PM before I have to start watching porn or something. Thank you in advance for your support.

 

[BrendaC]

Lost Opportunity

Hint: When we smile, you come over to chat.

 

[dannyb57]

Hint: When we smile, you come over to chat.

are you smiling?

 

[Exescort]

Remember the porn channel is chargeable and will show on your receipt

 

[LizVegas79]

Remember the porn channel is chargeable and will show on your receipt

lol - why do guys always forget that?

 

[30bandits]

Remember the porn channel is chargeable and will show on your receipt

the escort service has discrete billing though right?

 

[tbm335]

Happy Ending

Hint: When we smile, you come over to chat.

She was too fast for me. (Fast fast, not easy fast.) Really, seconds between smiles and phone call.

You'll all be happy to know that I did make it through the night without spending a dime on porn or anything else. But I positively did stroke the hell out of myself not too long after posting. And it was good.

 

[AnAmericanDarling]

I'm sure we all cheered with glee.

 

[tbm335]

I'm sure we all cheered with glee.

Well, I guess I don't know about anybody else. But I surely did.