Bored, Horny & Alone

[*~sekzee1~*]

From all i am reading on here today, i know i am not the only one who is majorly horny...but throw in bing BORED & ALONE...then you may have an idea........damn batteries just died in my toy

OI u no laughing..... am now sitting here with my legs crossed tightly to dull the throb.......

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Honey, all you need is an expert tongue down there... Or some well-trained fingers (yours, or someone else's). Hell, if you swung my way, I'd offer to help you!

Hope you find relief!

 

[*~sekzee1~*]

Honey, all you need is an expert tongue down there... Or some well-trained fingers (yours, or someone else's). Hell, if you swung my way, I'd offer to help you!

Hope you find relief!

mmmmmmm a tongue..now that sounds like an idea.....but dammit i have to wait another 5 hours for that

looks like my fingers may have to do.....

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr @ being so flippin horny!!

 

[nzwookie]

Honey, all you need is an expert tongue down there... Or some well-trained fingers (yours, or someone else's). Hell, if you swung my way, I'd offer to help you!

Hope you find relief!

Damn !!!!! I was'nt horny untill I read that !

 

[IA951]

From all i am reading on here today, i know i am not the only one who is majorly horny...but throw in bing BORED & ALONE...then you may have an idea........damn batteries just died in my toy

OI u no laughing..... am now sitting here with my legs crossed tightly to dull the throb.......

get in fucking line
you and half this fuckin' site

 

[ICUP]

I can empathize with the tightly crossed legs to dull the pain....


I hope you don't have an active imagination.... you may end up humping your computer chair.

 

[Velius]

From all i am reading on here today, i know i am not the only one who is majorly horny...but throw in bing BORED & ALONE...then you may have an idea........damn batteries just died in my toy

OI u no laughing..... am now sitting here with my legs crossed tightly to dull the throb.......

Yup, I know how you feel. I am bored, alone and horny all at once.

 

[Kitte]

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Yup, I know how you feel. I am bored, alone and horny all at once.

Bring your AV over and we can have a party

 

[Velius]

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Bring your AV over and we can have a party

Hehe I wouldn't mind that at all!

 

[*~sekzee1~*]

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Hehe I wouldn't mind that at all!

hmmm..maybe we can all meet up somewhere to help each other out

 

[Velius]

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hmmm..maybe we can all meet up somewhere to help each other out

I have been pondering that all evening and it sounds like an excellent idea to me.

 

[*~sekzee1~*]

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I have been pondering that all evening and it sounds like an excellent idea to me.

name the place & i'll hop the next plane that we can cure each other's itch ( so to speak)

 

[beefyboy]

never alone

Fantzy, you may be bored and horny, but in the minds of many here, you will never be alone.

How do you usually handle your predickament?

 

[Kitte]

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name the place & i'll hop the next plane that we can cure each other's itch ( so to speak)

Im there! Name the place!

 

[Velius]

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Im there! Name the place!

lol Okay, I guess Oregon. I'm nice and stiff for you ladies.

 

[*~sekzee1~*]

Re: never alone

Fantzy, you may be bored and horny, but in the minds of many here, you will never be alone.

How do you usually handle your predickament?

normally i would whip out my vibrator when my SO is at work..but damn things batteries ran out earlier...now i have to wait til he brings more home

So i am now severly horny & panting for some release ........

Kitte.......anywhere i dont care..as long a i get a fuck & well..... male or female i dont care

 

[*~sekzee1~*]

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lol Okay, I guess Oregon. I'm nice and stiff for you ladies.

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO my 1st 3sum.....

lets go

 

[Kitte]

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WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO my 1st 3sum.....

lets go

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

 

[Velius]

Double yay!

 

[Velius]

So what do you ladies want to do first?

 

[Jutty]

Guess i will have to come in with a machine gun and wipe everyone out to ease my mind..........or maybe i should just pull myself off whilt my SO does it with sum1 else.......

or not

 

[Ladybird]

Hey Jutty, it's all fantasy hon, nothing more.

But, if you'd rather that Fantzy didn't post here, you should be speaking to her about it, and not talking of machine guns.

The people here are good, they don't deserve that kind of threat.

OK?

 

[steve_perth]

hmm horny. check

bored. check

alone. check

hay this thread could be about me *grins*

 

[aramera]

Hey Jutty, please don't get mean, there is enough violence out in the real world. Most of us come to Lit for relaxation and fun

I hope you have read the post by Ladybird in regard to your post.

Stay cool and keep safe.... Aramera.