Bored at Work & Need Excitement

HardOne06

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Hello you fantastic Lit Forum people.

I need help. I am stuck at work pulling a double shift. It's slow, I'm bored, I'm getting tired and need some excitement to get me through these last couple of hours.

I'm a 28 year old guy in the DFW area. I would love to chat with you sexy Lit ladies but welcome any distraction.

Please message me! I appreciate it everyone.
 
If you have time to chat you should go to the playground and play in one of the word threads. Or ampics you could post a coffee picture, shoulders or even socks! If you wear a suit, suit porn thread works.

I think lit has some kind of chat, I don't know how it works but you could post in how to and find out.

There is more to lit than sitting in personals waiting for someone to come talk to you. You can always go to a thread and chat with the people there, just like in real life, no one is going to hold your hand. Extend it and give people a reason to shake.
 
Rather snobbish of you. I didn't say it had to be a 3 piece did I?

To be honest I was more taking a pop at the being bored at work, although in hindsight it probably didn't come across like that.

Life's too short to be bored at work, given how much time most of us spend there. If you're bored, find something else to do.

And if you're at work, and hanging out on Lit, you're simply diddling your employer out of your paid hours. So you combine sartorial failure with a terrible work ethic too. Ouch.
 
To be honest I was more taking a pop at the being bored at work, although in hindsight it probably didn't come across like that.

Life's too short to be bored at work, given how much time most of us spend there. If you're bored, find something else to do.

And if you're at work, and hanging out on Lit, you're simply diddling your employer out of your paid hours. So you combine sartorial failure with a terrible work ethic too. Ouch.

Hmm, you quoted the portion where I mentioned suits, you responded with suits...why would it have come across that way? File that under "questions that have obvious answers but go ahead and use hindsight to look at it again"

Life's too short...(insert any cliché, they all work and are all meaningless)

"If you're bored find something else to do". Do people look at you in confusion often when you open your mouth? He did find something else to do...posting a personal ad on lit. Hahahahaha!

The last part is true, but as Americans we feel entitled to use our time as we see fit :)

Happy New Year. Thank you for some great laughs and I hope the Op was less bored.
 
Hmm, you quoted the portion where I mentioned suits, you responded with suits...why would it have come across that way? File that under "questions that have obvious answers but go ahead and use hindsight to look at it again"

Life's too short...(insert any cliché, they all work and are all meaningless)

"If you're bored find something else to do". Do people look at you in confusion often when you open your mouth? He did find something else to do...posting a personal ad on lit. Hahahahaha!

The last part is true, but as Americans we feel entitled to use our time as we see fit :)

Happy New Year. Thank you for some great laughs and I hope the Op was less bored.

Hmmmm.....you seem to be quite something.

It will be interesting observing you.

You certainly are not boring.

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Hmmmm.....you seem to be quite something.

It will be interesting observing you.

You certainly are not boring.

Predominant


I like the word sarcastic, others would probably use something different. Thank you for the reserved compliment.

Observe...stalk...splitting hairs, but I am not a performing monkey. If you want something ask. If it's something sexual, I hope you enjoy no. I will try to say it in the most polite way I can though.

Show me you are not boring. Anything you may want from me, you need to be willing to give. I won't stalk, I don't have the patience for it, but if you want to be more than a shadow, come play with me in the playground. I can play nice :)
 
I like the word sarcastic, others would probably use something different. Thank you for the reserved compliment.

Observe...stalk...splitting hairs, but I am not a performing monkey. If you want something ask. If it's something sexual, I hope you enjoy no. I will try to say it in the most polite way I can though.

Show me you are not boring. Anything you may want from me, you need to be willing to give. I won't stalk, I don't have the patience for it, but if you want to be more than a shadow, come play with me in the playground. I can play nice :)

Perhaps I will take you up on your invitation.

You remind me of myself a bit.

And I can as well play nice....util it is time to not be nice....if that is something you enjoy?

And I think you will find I am anything but boring.....and neither are you.

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Perhaps I will take you up on your invitation.

You remind me of myself a bit.

And I can as well play nice....util it is time to not be nice....if that is something you enjoy?

And I think you will find I am anything but boring.....and neither are you.

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I hope you do. Not only is it fun to meet new people, but when the bar is raised, I get my hopes up :).

I enjoy humor, honesty and never taking the opening that may present itself. It's too easy and that is one thing I am not. I'll consider that a test, a rhetorical question and give you a pass, but now you're on your own.

I'll be posting if you want to play. :D
 
I hope you do. Not only is it fun to meet new people, but when the bar is raised, I get my hopes up :).

I enjoy humor, honesty and never taking the opening that may present itself. It's too easy and that is one thing I am not. I'll consider that a test, a rhetorical question and give you a pass, but now you're on your own.

I'll be posting if you want to play. :D

Let's play.

I am new.

Show me where and how.

Predominant
 
I hope you do. Not only is it fun to meet new people, but when the bar is raised, I get my hopes up :).

I enjoy humor, honesty and never taking the opening that may present itself. It's too easy and that is one thing I am not. I'll consider that a test, a rhetorical question and give you a pass, but now you're on your own.

I'll be posting if you want to play. :D

Posting pun easy fun is that what sums you up princess
 
Awww Trouble...is that all I am :(

You should post with me, lol.

You are hardly trouble.

Not having a team set up with a M82 covering you when you are surrounded by 3,000 Meter cliffs is trouble.

You are simply amusing.

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You are hardly trouble.

Not having a team set up with a M82 covering you when you are surrounded by 3,000 Meter cliffs is trouble.

You are simply amusing.

Predominant

Amusing is acceptable, but I am still waiting for someone to tell me I'm hilarious! Then I can pursue the dream I've never had of becoming a 3-5 joke couch reclining comdedian. The jokes need to fall in between lit posting, of course :)
 
You are hardly trouble.

Not having a team set up with a M82 covering you when you are surrounded by 3,000 Meter cliffs is trouble.

You are simply amusing.

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Please help. 3000 meter cliffs [9842 feet] but the Wiki reported range for accurate fire of an M82 is 910 meters. Does shooting from that altitude really help that much?
 
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